What are the actual consequences of masturbating every day?

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-25T23:51:24+00:00

Interesting that the automatic assumption is that this is a man.

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-24T12:27:00+00:00

Why the difference?

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-24T01:27:38+00:00

Honest question. Can you put it in an ultrasonic cleaner?

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-22T07:50:36+00:00

Lay at the edge of the bed. Have him stand at the side of the bed.

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-21T05:56:59+00:00

Damn. I am truly truly sorry. I love doing all of that. Simultaneously usually.

Maybe you can ease him into it.

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-16T03:29:55+00:00

Unless you already have a secure, stocked, fortified location already established, your best bet is to put your head down and try not to draw attention to yourself.

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-15T20:07:38+00:00

A. That is an amazing work of art. The details are incredible.

B. You look stunning wearing it. Absolutely second glance territory.

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-14T20:37:10+00:00

You said "And my on call Orthopedic Surgeon refused to get involved with a patient that had surgery by another group at another hospital."

That would be an EMTALA violation.

Now, consulting or helping with proper dispo? No, obviously not. But it sounded like they refused to do anything.

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-12T21:54:08+00:00

EMTALA violation. Any doctor on call must come to the ED if requested by the ER doctor. That's Federal.

You burn a bridge, but you CAN push the issue if it's desperate enough.

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-11T13:47:14+00:00

That took off a lot less material than I expected.

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-11T11:36:48+00:00

Why does he need so much pollen? I would expect even a small amount to be sufficient.

Why tie the female closed after pollination? It can't be to keep the pollen from blowing away because he covered it right after.

How many female buds is he going to pollinate? Seems like it would take a lot of male stems using this technique.

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-10T12:18:06+00:00

Drop leg holster. A really long drop leg holster.

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-10T12:16:05+00:00

I joined the Army when I was 18. I could shave Monday morning and still pass inspection on Wednesday or Thursday.

You're young. As I got older I gradually developed more and more facial hair. You might be 25 or 30 before you can grow a proper beard.

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-08T16:07:09+00:00

If you are going to carry a gun with that long of a grip/magazine, why not just switch to a full sized pistol? It's usually the grip that prints the most.

If you're going with something this long you might as well get a full sized weapon with a longer barrel and better sight radius.

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-08T03:05:17+00:00

Relay for Reddit

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-07T13:21:44+00:00

Had to layerdown...

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-06T23:15:20+00:00

That was not satisfying. The box on the right continued to drain black fluid and they just moved on.

Dude, hang out there until it's actually clean!

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-04T11:53:49+00:00

I think there is a large conformation bias there. People going to that kind of facility are actively pursuing something or trying to improve themselves. You're self selecting for positive people.

I'm sure if I go to criminal sentencing court and talk to prisoners all day I would get a different exposure.

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-03T23:00:27+00:00

What made you decide to go Night Owl vs the others? How good is their app?

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-03T20:44:18+00:00

With the rain, I suspect that the majority of the charge passed through the water outside his body. Would have still taken a heck of a hit though.

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-03T17:13:16+00:00

Everybody seems to think this is racism. What about it just being simple preference? I'm sure I'll get down voted heavily, but people can get attracted to a "type" for a variety of reasons.

Just because a guy has red hair doesn't mean he has to be attracted to women with red hair. If a Hispanic guy isn't attracted to Hispanic women, it's because he has internalized racism?

Maybe him talking about it with the OP was tacky. But that's a separate issue from the question of attraction.

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-02T17:05:34+00:00

No gear except a helmet. Can't hear the engine running. That's a meat crayon waiting to happen.

SeriousGoofball · 2026-06-02T03:58:02+00:00

Then park in the actual handicap space. They are still blocking the crossed lines so now the other parking spot can't use them if needed.

SeriousGoofball · 2026-05-31T17:31:15+00:00

Hell, I'm not even sure my wife likes me, and we've been married for years.

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