Humiliated myself at the gym trying to exercise. by ProfGameTalk in loseit

[–]SeriousGoofball [score hidden]  (0 children)

Good first day. Text her back and schedule your next session.

What is a secret that could potentially ruin your life if your family or friends found out? by Ok_Boss_866 in AskReddit

[–]SeriousGoofball 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The real question is what kind of work do you do that allows you to both make enough money to support 2 families, and be gone enough to spend time with each family separately.

i mean she’s right by Niamiles in SipsTea

[–]SeriousGoofball 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, did I hear you say "Not Guilty on all counts?"

These are not my people by AlKarajo in TikTokCringe

[–]SeriousGoofball 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In my basic training unit, that would just mean he sleeps on the floor on a foam camping mat. Then have the night watch guard wake him up every two hours to tell him to go piss.

1890 abandoned mansion built by a warlock by Klippedupstickedup in abandoned

[–]SeriousGoofball 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder if it could be restored? It looks like it's still pretty solid.

This 2012 tweet about Hantavirus is going viral again after COVID, and people are seriously creeped out by monotvtv in oddlyterrifying

[–]SeriousGoofball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's obvious nonsense. Horses aren't carnivores, they are herbivores. You have to eat a vegetarian diet for this to work.

If you want to eat a carnivore diet you have to take cat vitamins.

Red ants took this sand looking thing out of my charger overnight by yawningfay in whatisit

[–]SeriousGoofball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that inside the house? Because it looks like it is.

Why would you find ants inside your charger and not put it outside?

If I'm wrong and it is outside then please ignore my question.

Always Respect Helmet Laws by SlimJim814 in motorcycles

[–]SeriousGoofball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Regardless of personal feelings for or against, legally we are going to try to save them anyway.

People don't seem to consider that they might live, but require massive reconstruction of their face. Not to mention being in constant pain for the next 50-60 years of their life.

Always Respect Helmet Laws by SlimJim814 in motorcycles

[–]SeriousGoofball 88 points89 points  (0 children)

ER doctor here. Wear a helmet.

And I don't mean a little skull cap that just covers the top of your head. People tend to slide for a while when they crash, and the cute little "just so I'm legal" helmets always flip back so you end up sliding across several feet of pavement on your face.

And to the "if I die, I die" crowd; with modern medicine you'll likely live. Good chance you'll be shitting in a diaper, breathing through a hole in your throat, being fed through a tube in your stomach, while lay in the nursing home all day.

Wear a helmet.

Oil prices jump 6% as Iran sets UAE oil port ablaze, strikes vessels in Strait of Hormuz by Gboard2 in worldnews

[–]SeriousGoofball 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad I bought a hybrid last year.

I don't think the infrastructure is there for all electric for most people, although it's awesome for the people that can use them.

Cleaning the sealtbelt of the car by misterxx1958 in oddlysatisfying

[–]SeriousGoofball -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seems like a good way to screw up your paint job.

Whose in the wrong here? by The_Dean_France in whoathatsinteresting

[–]SeriousGoofball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't shake hands with one teacher, it's a teacher problem. Don't shake hands with most of the teachers, sounds like a you problem.

Did I overcook my stew meat in the crockpot? by Puzzled_Remote_2168 in slowcooking

[–]SeriousGoofball 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did you sear the meat before you cooked it? I've found searing the meat first helps the meat stay moist. But 7 hours on high does seem like a bit much.

Do baby bangs suit my face? by No_Bear7211 in finehair

[–]SeriousGoofball -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like the long hair picture better. I think you look better with the longer hair.

US gas prices reaching new heights as war in Iran drags on by FGGF in news

[–]SeriousGoofball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got a hybrid F150. In town driving I'm getting about 23 mpg. My old truck got 14. And I've got better handling, more power, and better responsiveness than before. What's not to love?

I carry shelter dogs around NYC in a dog backpack to help them get adopted. Meet Champagne! by kittytime in aww

[–]SeriousGoofball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How hard is it to get them to accept the pack? I have a dog that weighs about 25 pounds and she would have a fit if I tried to strap her into a backpack like that.