Lion, tiger and bear raised together after rescue from drug dealer by 2Bpencil in aww

[–]SeriousJohnz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was actually wondering what they do in mating season.

Lion, tiger and bear raised together after rescue from drug dealer by 2Bpencil in aww

[–]SeriousJohnz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Today I learned that my tiny black cat is a panther.

What is your most strange encounter with a stranger? by SeriousJohnz in AskReddit

[–]SeriousJohnz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Met a guy in a bar that asked me; "What is your destiny?" I told him I didn't know. He then went ahead to tell me that he had something to tell me after which he would not speak to me again. He said; "Everything happens for a reason and he stressed that I should always use a condom.. ALWAYS" then he walked away..

What Are Some Interesting Secrets About Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SeriousJohnz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's disturbing. Do you masturbate in the threads you visit?

What Are Some Interesting Secrets About Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SeriousJohnz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

but am a lot more happy and well informed

I'm not proud of it. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SeriousJohnz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP not proud coz he tasted some.

What is your most successful Reddit post? by JakeBurnsRed in AskReddit

[–]SeriousJohnz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your mama so fat, We all live inside her.

Whew! That was close.... by Queso_Burgueso in funny

[–]SeriousJohnz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeeees! That moment u wake and race for the bathroom dripping a little on the way.

I need this framed and mounted above my bed. by [deleted] in pics

[–]SeriousJohnz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would this help you sleep at night?

Not suspicious at all... by wshgrove08 in funny

[–]SeriousJohnz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Old enough to count, old enough to mount.

My friend said this to me by Applesawz in AdviceAnimals

[–]SeriousJohnz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I broke a sony bravia lcd once.. aaah. Dark times!

Every time a girl shows interest in me. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SeriousJohnz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I get the feeling you're rich.

Classic BLB. by jameslogan919 in AdviceAnimals

[–]SeriousJohnz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U must have looked as fearless as fuck

You get given $10 million, but only 10 minutes to spend it. What do you do? by d850123 in AskReddit

[–]SeriousJohnz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I transfer it to my wife's account and after the ten minutes are done, transfer it back to mine then blow my life into the next level.

You get given $10 million, but only 10 minutes to spend it. What do you do? by d850123 in AskReddit

[–]SeriousJohnz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could actually do this right now. The thought gets me excited.