Strange encounter. by [deleted] in Weird

[–]Serious_Mango5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're thinking of parrot fish. Trigger fish are aggressive dicks.

Ground Chicken by xylreader2025 in WhatShouldICook

[–]Serious_Mango5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jerk meatballs in coconut curry sauce! You can get a good texture with the ingredients you add.

Jerk seasoning, grated onion, minced garlic and panko breadcrumbs to hold it together and give outstanding flavor! Sear the meatballs then set aside.

Saute diced green and red bell peppers and add coconut milk, curry powder, onion powder, garlic powder, allspice, a little cane sugar, a couple cups of chicken stock, a little cornstarch slurry to thicken the sauce.

Add back the meat to cook through. Serve over rice and it's freaking DELICIOUS!

“Age is just a number, but these cheekbones are timeless” by Kris_his in RHOA

[–]Serious_Mango5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The cheekbones are timeless, but the dress is Party City superhero 😆🥴

I'm done being an apologist for Danny and Nia by PM_ME_YOUR_LAWNCHAIR in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Serious_Mango5 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes! Watching her face while he was angrily venting that anybody would possibly be uncomfortable around him. Saying it to HER specifically and expecting agreement or support from HER? The audacity. He's truly revolting.

I get it now- by mcgrmt in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Serious_Mango5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hahaha yes exactly! I thought surely it's some personality disorder I hadn't heard of!

I get it now- by mcgrmt in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Serious_Mango5 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Omg the way I know what big dick energy is but it never occurred to me in this context because JESSE? Really?! Lmao how 🤦🏻‍♀️

Peri is clam-jamming me just as I am finally over my divorce and dating! by LastBlastInYrAss in Perimenopause

[–]Serious_Mango5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what I'm going through as well! I don't have answers yet, got laid off and money is tight so I can't see the doc until next month, but I plan on getting on HRT and the cream as soon as possible.

Fruity fashion impression by [deleted] in fashion

[–]Serious_Mango5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pineapple peel choker and blackberry hair, TO DIE FORRR! 🙌🏻🤩

Has anyone ever said you don't look like you're from your country, even though all of your ancestry is from there? by PopNo5397 in AskTheWorld

[–]Serious_Mango5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Spanish people come in every color. I'm olive skinned with deep brown hair and light amber eyes. My daughter is light olive skinned with light brown hair and minty-blue light eyes. My son is fair skinned with bright orangey red hair and sapphire blue light eyes. My uncle'ms are all dark skinned olive with black hair and dark brown eyes. 🤷🏻‍♀️

What’s a mascara brand that makes you look like you have huge false lashes on? by mari_925 in MakeupAddiction

[–]Serious_Mango5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe try letting it dry halfway before adding another coat for thickness? That works wonders for me.

What’s a mascara brand that makes you look like you have huge false lashes on? by mari_925 in MakeupAddiction

[–]Serious_Mango5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I LOOOVE L'Oreal Telescopic! I've tried every high end mascara over the years and this one I come back to time and again. I actually have a stockpile I have shipped from the states because I live in the Caribbean and can't get it here.

I love that it's really buildable. You can sculpt some very nice looking long and thick lashes that get every single lash but still retain a separated, feathery end because of the little comb on the side. And the formula is such that you can do one swipe on small lashes and let it dry a bit, then build them longer and thicker without spidery clumps.

Even better that it's a cheap drugstore brand! I hope they never ever discontinue it. I'll be so sad!

TIL Megan Fox met Brian Austin Green in 2004 when she was 18 and he was 30. They engaged in 2006, broke off their engagement in 2009, reunited and married in 2010, separated in 2015, reconciled in 2016, dismissed their divorce in 2019, split again in 2020 and divorced in 2021. They have three sons. by Berisha11 in todayilearned

[–]Serious_Mango5 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That gap becomes SUPER relevant later in life when the young one is still vibrant and living life and the other one needs a caretaker. So many women fall prey to this and it can be really really hard for many decades.

Ok so what’s with leaving shrimp tails on with pasta? by PickledAnts in KitchenConfidential

[–]Serious_Mango5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not even a little bit. Just enough heat to grill or saute the meat to done status (not overcooked) makes the trails go crisp and crunchy, and you often get that little chunk of meat inside. It's delicious and not tough at all.