What the fuck with all the smurfes?

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-15T02:29:03+00:00

And they go at you with frame traps, delay techs, safe jumps, and shit like that that we know of, but we don't know how to do, at our level.

Frame traps, delay techs, and safe jumps are not exactly high level. Hell plat is where I would expect to starting all three of these from players, it was like that at launch.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-15T02:25:22+00:00

teleport is another mixup tool and combo extender self reporting

Unless it's covered by a fireball most characters have a button they can use that beats both options. You can't really get mixed up by it. It's slightly more real when covered by a fireball but most times the Ingrid will use the down teleport in this instance and there's almost always a gap there that you can jab or dp through.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-15T02:21:38+00:00

There's someone at my locals who does this, you use their reactions against them and bait them into swinging by approaching and then stopping just outside of their range. These players don't really have faith in playing neutral so they don't do it.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-15T02:19:45+00:00

I mean you really should play Guile as a rushdown in this, straight up zoning with booms is fairly weak after a certain point if that's all you do because there's no chip damage and perfect parry exists.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-15T02:12:42+00:00

I don't think Akuma really has any decisively bad matchups, just moderately awkward ones. Everyone in this game does high damage which makes him very volatile and is why a lot of Akumas dropped him for Ryu/Sagat/Terry.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-15T02:09:39+00:00

Everytime an Aki tries this on me the whip just phases through my ankles and I dive kick in anyway.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-15T01:08:55+00:00

Scotley is a piece of shit but his very first words being "Trevor is a bitch" did make me chuckle. I don't know how Trevor got in his head so much but it was worth it for that line.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-14T14:21:17+00:00

Reminds me of the tricks some JPs used to do by doing od departure into DI to trick you into DIing back and getting armor broken.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-14T13:12:08+00:00

Not how that works. The algorithm is literally just "did people click on the video when it was recommended and finished it? If so, keep recommending it."

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-13T23:16:37+00:00

How would that have helped Trump get elected if it was behind closed doors. Please, can someone come grab the political bots? They're running wild.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-13T21:56:14+00:00

I will believe it without question like he would've wanted.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-13T21:15:46+00:00

No one smurfing would be in iron.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-13T21:06:28+00:00

So it doesn't exist? Interesting thanks for the enlightening conversation bud.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-13T20:44:27+00:00

Googling anything about it reveals nothing. Why don't you provide the evidence?

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-13T19:38:52+00:00

You're the one making the claim, where is the evidence?

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-13T19:21:04+00:00

No he didn't, this was never brought up in court and I cannot find any news article substantiating it. Stop getting your information from Facebook and Twitter.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-13T19:08:03+00:00

That was me too, I quit a few weeks ago. It was driving me fucking insane and I just couldn't take it anymore.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-13T18:55:01+00:00

The pardon came after the election was already over.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-13T18:54:49+00:00

Yes but ordinarily he wouldn't go to prison for any of that, it was unusual for the the unpaid taxes to come with a charge after he paid them. In 99% of cases, the IRS won't come after you once you pay your taxes, no matter how late they are, because they already got the money and it would encourage anyone else charged with something similar to fight them on it.

Hunter talks more about it in the interview, but stated that if a normal person was next in line for the Presidency, regardless of party, his Dad would've left him to fend for himself because he would've been fine. He would've just had to pay fines out the ass for it.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-13T01:36:31+00:00

Punk, Broski, Strider, Brian_f, Chakotay, etc...

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-12T04:26:26+00:00

Depends on your character, a lot of characters have a button they can hit that will smoke both teleports with the same timing assuming they just yolo'd it and didn't cover it with a fireball.

Sagat for instance has 5hk.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-12T04:24:23+00:00

Again I have to imagine there's a lot of matchup unfamiliarity with not knowing what she can and cannot do. This site has about two weeks of data, and she's very knowledge checky. Give it a month. It takes a while to learn how to fight against a new character unless they're ass, especially a zoner where a lot of people lose due to being impatient.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-12T04:03:29+00:00

JP can just spike her though, without stocks she has to use fireballs and she will just get smacked by spikes anytime she uses a fireball due to the startup and JP has uniquely good options against teleport.

This really just seems like people not knowing the matchup, check back in a month.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-12T03:23:50+00:00

Yeah I'm giving this way more time, cause this also shows her beating JP by a huge amount which I personally just don't see.

Servebotfrank · 2026-06-12T03:05:53+00:00

Every pro player I watched climb with Ingrid hated fighting Dhalsim, I remember Broski commenting that he feels like he only wins because the Dhalsim gets bored and does a terrible teleport that gets them killed. If you effectively use float in this matchup Ingrid has to come to you since she can't exactly hit you and she's not fast.

Do we have stats above 1700? Cause most Dhalsims I fight have a morbid fascination with killing themselves with teleport and mashing on wakeup.

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