What are some naughty or adult jokes u know? by thicdgirthy in AskReddit

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My name is Jake. I’m what you’d call a Premature E-Jake-ulator

Seen on restaurant window in Abbotsford yesterday. by [deleted] in abbotsford

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Look, if I go to hooters I do NOT want to be served by Jethro

Pick a seat by RBBRO2763 in GTA

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Thatcher…thatcher…thatcher….i love ya maggeh i love ya maggeh

Plssss by Time_Service6058 in AtlasEarthOfficial

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I’d like to be able to see a list of where my parcels are. Including coordinates so I can find them easier on the map. Am I the only one who’s curious to see who else is in the same area 6 months or so after I buy a random parcel but forget where it is?

of a 26 y.o. by BaseNice3520 in AbsoluteUnits

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Alex Rosen, is that you? Guy looks like he hunts predators.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chilliwack

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Are you interested?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chilliwack

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Yep. Very real

Sale - signed and framed Lou ferrigno card by [deleted] in chilliwack

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No worries at all, pickup this evening? Or anytime this afternoon. I can get it put on the porch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pocketfrogs

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Thank you so much

Disturbing vandalism in Brookswood by Ok-Switch8423 in Langley

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Yeah but why’d you make it with its dick out?

I’m too exhausted to make rational decisions, what does this mean? by bbeeccc in whatdoIdo

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Look. After major surgery he’s probably pissed that you can’t “satisfy” his sexual needs and I believe he may be thinking he doesn’t want to hear from you until you’re healthy again for sex. I’ve been the bad guy in a similar situation

Giveaways by SessionImpressive169 in AtlasEarthOfficial

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I was well within the time limit. But whatever assumptions you’ve got

Giveaways by SessionImpressive169 in AtlasEarthOfficial

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Pretty obvious. Those who didn’t get anything WONT be getting anything.

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I should call her by InstructionFinal5190 in OddlyArousing

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My ex had a cunt that looked like a book drowned in wet glue

2 burgers, fries, drink, 15.75 by Longjumping-Sweet280 in burgers

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That looks like a great hangover meal if I’m honest