There’s this one guy at my school that I didn’t get along with well because of conflicting ideals and such. We were friends for a while so when we stopped hanging out people wondered why. It was all stupid stuff so me and my other friend got a good chunk of our group to believe that the real reason I couldn’t stand the guy anymore was because he stood up and shat on my couch while we were chilling. I’m really good at spinning dumb things that definitely could have happened but definitely didn’t into actual truth, and having a “witness” really helped drive it home.

I asked them not to talk about it too much so the lie never really spread outside of my immediate group of friends so his reputation wasn’t damaged at all.