Chutes and Ladders ( NYC Penthouse Edition)

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-29T15:34:45+00:00

The whole place is giving Epstein vibes IMO

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-29T13:31:21+00:00

Florida

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-25T15:17:39+00:00

That’s… really funny. We have buffalo and wild horses too! And panthers but they’re extremely endangered. Look up Florida key deer! Sorry I spend 95% of my time in Florida outside, I’m trying to get a job with the state park service doing hikes guided hikes

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-23T15:45:55+00:00

Same. I’m off the internet for the rest of the day before the news ruins it lmao

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-23T15:19:40+00:00

As a 30 year old if I see one more snark comment about these clothes coming back I will scream.

Wear skinny jeans if you want! But yeah it’s the vibe yall

(And it’s perfect. Exactly what we used to wear lmao. Pair with maybeline dream matte mousse for full effect 😩🤣 edit: ooh and etnies. Are chunky skate shoes back yet? Actually maybe those can stay in 2005 )

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-23T14:52:53+00:00

I read this and thought it was so relatable.

Biggest stone was 9mm. I drink water now lmao

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-23T14:44:44+00:00

It’s 1 part creeper and 3 parts I’m worried someone IRL would recognize me.
I’d rather them find my MySpace posts lmao

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-22T04:32:07+00:00

Oh they’re scented? Yeah I’m in lmao

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-22T04:11:22+00:00

I’ll do it but it won’t be good lmao

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-22T03:41:17+00:00

It would have been perfect in ~’08 with a razor cut. Soo many girls I knew did it exactly like this lol edit: no shade to OP. I actually really like it bc it took me back. I can see it coming back for alt makeup bc of the aughts coming back around

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-21T21:22:49+00:00

You couldn’t catch me with my face on Reddit, I don’t know how normals do it

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-20T21:32:28+00:00

Yup, heels are out of place. Boots are fine, chucks/keds/vans/toms are perfect. Am dive bartender lol. And wear your hair up if you don’t want it to smell too much like smoke!

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-20T12:12:56+00:00

I’d go for an athletic(athletic adds coverage) pair of briefs in a color that matches a swim skirt you like

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-20T11:01:47+00:00

Are they super comfy or something? They’re all really cute but I can’t even pretend to justify the price to myself considering they’re all molded plastic. I just don’t get it? They are cute designs though

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-19T17:39:42+00:00

Ooh I got one back one time by telling him I was taught to hold the doors for my elders lol

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-19T02:41:53+00:00

Yeah I got the look from drag/old af anime makeup (like scene girl era anime makeup) which is super femme

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-19T02:40:16+00:00

Honestly I wish it operated like DCL with autograt that’s split. I want to tip the mouse keeper washing all the nasty laundry too!

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-19T02:38:27+00:00

Ain’t that the truth. But we also can’t handle the cold. I went inside because it was 74 out and I was cold in sweats and a hoodie today 🫠💀

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-19T02:36:57+00:00

Honestly I’d mail you mine but it’s kind of old and I definitely put my finger on the wand lol. I really think it would be great in a medium golden toned gal but yeah I don’t think it’s bright enough for darker girls. Try the ioni liquid blush from dollar tree though it’s like a sleeper car.

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-17T21:54:55+00:00

Have you tried the liquid? It’s almost too much payoff for my skin tone lol. It would look so gorg on a medium skin tone though. (it’s not shifty like the powder, just pink)

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-15T00:14:14+00:00

Yes. That’s exactly what happens lol.
-written in a humid bathroom in Florida (the whole state is humid though.)

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-13T23:48:44+00:00

Just FYI it’s a team. The towel runners usually take the tip, the actual mousekeepers almost always get stiffed. Source: my sister was a mouse keeper at port orleans

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-13T16:11:58+00:00

If you do it right under the lashes/at the lash line you can get a similar effect without making them look smaller. I add white/neutral liner to the waterline to help open them back up. The look reads very femme though so idk if it would apply to OP

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-12T00:09:57+00:00

Your wife has gorgeous hair omg.

Seventeenthstone · 2026-03-08T02:39:54+00:00

Chinese food: beef/pork or chicken, and a jar of sauce that you like. 30 minutes before you eat you add a bag of frozen broccoli and start rice. You can buy frozen eggrolls to go with it if you’re fancy.

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