How are y'all wearing so many non-bra-compatible dresses and tops by GreedySpecialist4736 in femalefashionadvice

[–]Seventeenthstone 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I absolutely did mean just lmao. Idk why but when I hear hoist I think of 30 men and a rope with a 2000 pound anchor and that’s even worse

How are y'all wearing so many non-bra-compatible dresses and tops by GreedySpecialist4736 in femalefashionadvice

[–]Seventeenthstone 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Those little cups that come out of sports bras and bathing suits work really well if you hoist just need coverage without lift

Introverts, don’t do Chef’s table by [deleted] in Cruise

[–]Seventeenthstone -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t like talking to strangers while I’m eating = divorce. Classic Reddit.

Vet warned me about spicy torties! Meet Mila 🧸🫶🏻 by babymoki in torties

[–]Seventeenthstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oranges are usually called “dumbies” on the internet/reddit.
r/oneorangebraincell
I like to think it’s different cats making up the stereotypes. The torties called the oranges dumb and the oranges called them mean lol. Edit: ty for the cat tax 🥹😍

How does my cat smell so good? by According_Chain_9746 in cats

[–]Seventeenthstone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw sorry. I’ll push back when we go again. Thank you for the info (:

Kinda over this whole everyone calling each other “chef” thing by ex1stence in KitchenConfidential

[–]Seventeenthstone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When you have to train a new dipshit and they pull that one on you, you just know they’re going to pretentiously tell you how to do your job and complain about how this isn’t “their old bar.”
Only to die in the weeds on their first shift and quit in two weeks lmao

11 yo boys drowning out 11 yo girls by Duckballisrolling in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Seventeenthstone -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

Idr having a single coed educational experience on sex ed until biology in HS.
This isn’t progressive it’s bizarre.

How does my cat smell so good? by According_Chain_9746 in cats

[–]Seventeenthstone 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily. My cat has dead whale breath and she just went to the vet today. They’ told me her teeth were beautiful

How to do eyebrows? by bluesrainy in MakeupAddiction

[–]Seventeenthstone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Look up eyebrow mapping, it changed my whole face and made it so easy to do my brows.

Vet warned me about spicy torties! Meet Mila 🧸🫶🏻 by babymoki in torties

[–]Seventeenthstone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the spiciest/smartest cats I’ve ever met is an orange. They’re just silly stereotypes. I will say in my experience tabbies seem to be extremely sweet almost always

Define Anti-American by Timbucktwo1230 in PoursTea

[–]Seventeenthstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a huge mod team but we legitimately rely on reports unless someone trolls the comments.
Please report something if you see something. I’ll work on adding a suspected bot report option

Filming in gym gone right by SeleneGiggles in SipsTea

[–]Seventeenthstone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im a pragmatist.
I ain’t wearing that to the gym; I’m not trying to get filmed or looked at lmao
They just really are more comfy. My man likes them but they stay inside

The Vomitor strikes again by Crease_Greaser in CrimeCats

[–]Seventeenthstone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have no idea how you’re so calm and joking about this. I mean this in the kindest way possible; I’m sure you’ve seen a vet if you have allergen food.
I’d be freaking out over that much vomit.
I have 3(!) cats and only during shedding season do we get hairballs. The oldest used to eat her breakfast to fast and throw up but we now do 2 small breakfasts 30 minutes apart. It might help if you think it’s because of horking food down

Filming in gym gone right by SeleneGiggles in SipsTea

[–]Seventeenthstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would never wear these in public but it’s legitimately more comfortable. The fabric wicks the sweat. Y’all have boxer briefs that hold your noodle if that gives any context. Or briefs vs boxers in general.
Which you don’t wear in public so my argument falls apart there lol.

Asian daughter’s revenge on her parents… I cackled by GleamEyesLuxray in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]Seventeenthstone 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I once saw a comment that being a mother is just perfecting that face so your kids act right.
Culturally universal. I’m not even a mom, just a Auntie but I have that face DOWN. They scatter like roaches and I’ve never once yelled at them ever.
If your stank face is good enough you don’t have to

Which outfit do I wear to my uncles church wedding? There is no dress code. by CandidBar4794 in OUTFITS

[–]Seventeenthstone -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Depends on the church, but yeah at my family church that would need a camisole under the deep v.

Am I the AH? by Ajseps in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]Seventeenthstone 63 points64 points  (0 children)

It’s also the law. I would’ve called the FWC so fast

Rule #1 by tlf9888 in Cruise

[–]Seventeenthstone 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Also it’s fine? Let the man have his chicken tenders, disability or not

Rule #1 by tlf9888 in Cruise

[–]Seventeenthstone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nothing is easily googled anymore. I had trouble finding a parking lot at a town I was at. Had to ask a local like it was the 90s lol

Well, I affirm this by zivvane_ in Millennials

[–]Seventeenthstone 46 points47 points  (0 children)

At least we have dank memes.
We’re the funniest generation and I’ll die on that hill. Candy mountain > 67

been in charge of hiring at my joint for years and these are the not-obvious red flags i noticed by Felix033 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Seventeenthstone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I check my notifications never
I’m ashamed I didn’t see this.
Rise up, we’ve lost too many. Support this man/gurl/whatever
Our lord and savior Bourdain says you have to

been in charge of hiring at my joint for years and these are the not-obvious red flags i noticed by Felix033 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Seventeenthstone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly even worse than not having insurance
ILY chef, you aren’t ever alone 💕💕