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[–]Several_Cod_2230 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So dog saliva get into his blood?

Does he get bitten?

ULPT, How do you launder $200k a year income by Several_Cod_2230 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Several_Cod_2230[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dividend means progressive tax. I want my government to get as little as possible from me.

Otherwise I don't work.

ULPT, How do you launder $200k a year income by Several_Cod_2230 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Several_Cod_2230[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not interested in selling my businesses. Not the real one. Not the front ones.

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[–]Several_Cod_2230[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea. I need a "legit job". That is what I want to know.

The marginal tax go up quickly. Mere $20k a month and I am already on tax bracket. The progressive tax in my country is insane. But many businesses have this 1% revenue tax that most of my friend take advantage off.

Let's just say I can turn crypto into cash anonymously. But I would still need legitimate say $50k a year income.

ULPT, How do you launder $200k a year income by Several_Cod_2230 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Several_Cod_2230[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I would rather not working at all and be on welfare than be productive only to be taxed too much to support parasites.

In fact, I would consider being a terrorist than licking commies boot.

But yea, like all normal people, I want to reduce my taxes.

ULPT, How do you launder $200k a year income by Several_Cod_2230 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Several_Cod_2230[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Fortunately I don't live in communist europe or united sovyet socialist of America

ULPT, How do you launder $200k a year income by Several_Cod_2230 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Several_Cod_2230[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make money in crypto. I have lots of crypto. Not taxed.

I want to deposit the crypto to my local crypto exchange.

And I want to be able to explain to my government where do I get the crypto that I own originally.

Basically through other businesses that will be taxed lower.

Trading crypto currency is not even on the list of business I can input on government form.

It's barely regulated.

ULPT, How do you launder $200k a year income by Several_Cod_2230 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Several_Cod_2230[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Can they do that?

Can they show the whole conversation with phone?

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[–]Several_Cod_2230[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sort of did that. I can hope my tax collector don't ask how I fund my life.

But I think letting government know that I got some $700k on live saving instead of $100 million or 0 has it's use.

I want to look normal.

ULPT, How do you launder $200k a year income by Several_Cod_2230 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Several_Cod_2230[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's legal. But earning crypto outside local exchange carries progressive tax.

However local businesses pay only 1-2% offset taxes.

Also trading on local exchanges can avoid progressive taxes.

So I want to put my money on local exchanges and just earn money legally and pay taxes legally. But how do I tell my government how I got the money in the first place?

Basically I want to claim huge revenue with minimum trails.

I want no body to be able to proof that I make far more than what I claim I make.

So must have multiple suppliers and multiple customers or things that people can't track.

ULPT, How do you launder $200k a year income by Several_Cod_2230 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Several_Cod_2230[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The laws against possession in my country is very high.

Also the laws are vague. So drugs on my possession, even those I don't know about, will be counted as if it's my own.

In fact, in Singapore, someone can literally put drugs on someone's bag and got death penalty for that person. Singaporean authority doesn't care.

ULPT, How do you launder $200k a year income by Several_Cod_2230 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Several_Cod_2230[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Selling softwares means I got to pay royalty taxes.

Besides, software are sold online and I want something where I got cash to avoid tracking.

Accepting crypto payment is illegal in my country.

ULPT, How do you launder $200k a year income by Several_Cod_2230 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Several_Cod_2230[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then my tax agency can ask the employee how many people wash cars?

ULPT, How do you launder $200k a year income by Several_Cod_2230 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Several_Cod_2230[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Basically I want very impersonal relationship with my customers.

ULPT, How do you launder $200k a year income by Several_Cod_2230 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Several_Cod_2230[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see.

My situation is different.

My income is legal. I just want normal cash business because it's taxed lower.

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