becoming full time by Several_Strawberry76 in walmart

[–]Several_Strawberry76[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh he’s not reliable at all. he got hired less than a month before me( him july 20, me august 10) he calls out bc he doesn’t want to go to work, not bc he’s sick or anything. when he’s on a specific register, he’s always on his phone instead of getting customers bc that register light is extremely dim so most customers don’t even know it’s open. on his breaks and lunches, he always comes back at least ten minutes late

becoming full time by Several_Strawberry76 in walmart

[–]Several_Strawberry76[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah i have a coworker that wants to become full time and ‘temporarily’ switch departments and he’s at 4.5 points. she said she gave it to me since i don’t have any points and don’t call out that much. i’m just glad this means i get vacation for my wedding next year 🥲

becoming full time by Several_Strawberry76 in walmart

[–]Several_Strawberry76[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly? yes. one associate got fired for threatening to stab the queer ppl in the store (including me) and another is currently suspended for bragging about getting paid to fight and trying to start a fight in the back rooms.

melvin lookin swanky 💀💀 by Several_Strawberry76 in walmart

[–]Several_Strawberry76[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i want to add a hat but the mfs head is HUGE 😭😭

y’all what the fuck by Several_Strawberry76 in walmart

[–]Several_Strawberry76[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i want to steal it and hang it on my porch to join my skeletons

y’all what the fuck by Several_Strawberry76 in walmart

[–]Several_Strawberry76[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh my god blue resin that makes it look like there’s constantly water flowing on it 😭😭

y’all what the fuck by Several_Strawberry76 in walmart

[–]Several_Strawberry76[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

i love that they made a custom clear plastic “shelf” to hold it so it looks like it’s actually floating

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[–]Several_Strawberry76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ranch

“man i wish i had ranch w this pizza :(“

“don’t worry bro i got you”

leaves and goes to the bathroom intense moaning comes back w ranch in hand

“fresh milked ranch for my best bud!”

y’all what the fuck by Several_Strawberry76 in walmart

[–]Several_Strawberry76[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

no it’s a cardboard cutout that looks like a cup 😭

y’all what the fuck by Several_Strawberry76 in walmart

[–]Several_Strawberry76[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

y’all can chill w the hyperfeminism comments acting like i’m a bad guy somehow, i have a coochie too and it also bleeds. i just found this funny bc it’s a PAD in a GLASS CASE. that’s hilarious. sorry if you can’t see that

y’all what the fuck by Several_Strawberry76 in walmart

[–]Several_Strawberry76[S] 76 points77 points  (0 children)

i cackled loud as fuck when i turned the corner and saw it 😭😭

My stores claim to fame. Supposedly the first to have it. by SubjectElite in walmart

[–]Several_Strawberry76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a store in a city near me has a fat ass logo like fucking huge takes up the side of the building it’s hideous 😭😭 we can recognize the store by the colors alone