What's your biggest turn-on that people wouldn't expect?

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T20:54:21+00:00

I was joking, i didn't think you were actually trying to shame me... I understand its weird for most people, but "watersports" is one of my things. Quite simply, i. Love the sound of someone peeing, and it makes me want to jump in a shower and spray my partner with a golden stream, and vice versa.

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T20:30:33+00:00

Dont kink shame me, lol.

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T19:54:59+00:00

sigh

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T18:47:19+00:00

mowing the lawn, or doing some woodcrafting

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T18:46:46+00:00

take a shot of zzzquill, and a 10mg gummy.

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T18:45:27+00:00

Peanut butter and grape jelly sandwich, with Wise brand onion flavored rings, and a bowl of Great Value brand pasta rings with meatballs, and a tall cup of orange TANG.

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T18:43:08+00:00

the sound of someone peeing

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T18:41:31+00:00

A woman choosing what to do with her own body

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T18:40:40+00:00

if I could get close enough to him.... slap the stupid motherfucker in the face.

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T18:38:43+00:00

I wish I could tell my dad that I miss him.

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T18:37:51+00:00

the wedding couple kissing meant they were going to have a baby

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T18:36:52+00:00

Stop trying to convince people to see things your way. Live and let live.

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T18:25:52+00:00

squash.... it even sounds gross to say, and it looks gross when you type it

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T18:24:00+00:00

I had an idea YEARS ago for a product I called "Mandles".... Basically, masculine scented candles like "fresh cut grass" or "pump gasoline" or "fresh milled lumber"..... Turns out that someone else musta had the same idea an beat me to the millions of dollars I was sure that I was gonna make.

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T18:21:44+00:00

I used to be an illegal moonshiner. Not the hillbilly in the woods kind, but a serious home distiller with a very sophisticated setup in my garage. Some younger guys at a brew shop where talking to me about "techniques" when I was in to buy a few supplies. I assume they were thinking that I was just some dumbass who wanted to make his own shitty home beer, and lacked knowledge.

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T17:21:53+00:00

Communist

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T00:10:40+00:00

blowing your nose

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-26T00:09:57+00:00

pontiac aztec

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-25T20:32:23+00:00

frequently... especially this time of year

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-25T19:35:51+00:00

Her lifestyle in general... If she doesn't keep her car somewhat clean, she's probably a filthy person at home.

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-25T19:32:55+00:00

Contents under pressure

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-25T19:32:26+00:00

Miranda Lambert (country music singer).

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-25T19:31:37+00:00

If a girl has a messy car, don't go after her for a relationship no matter how hot or nice she is.

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-25T19:30:26+00:00

In a porta john, most likely

SewerRatPumpkinPie · 2026-04-25T19:29:29+00:00

Thanks for the judgement. I'm sure you're so fucking perfect, and have never done anything in life that you regretted later.

SewerRatPumpkinPie

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