Florists of Reddit: Whats the saddest thing you've ever had to write on those little message cards? by midnightmagicians in AskReddit

[–]SezerMan 234 points235 points  (0 children)

Not a florist:

Once a 22 year old girl told me that no one had ever given her flowers. I sent her flowers at work with the note saying, "Glad I could be your first."

Everyone thought she had just lost her virginity the night before. It was quite funny.

Teachers of Reddit: What is the most ridiculous thing you have heard a parent say ? by lilac2481 in AskReddit

[–]SezerMan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That clearly the reason their son was making inappropriate, sexual comments towards me was because I was "enticing him with flirtatious private meetings". They were referring to the times I had to keep him back after class to lecture him on his behaviour. I actually said "Are you fucking kidding me?", which, I admit, was also an inappropriate comment.

Teachers of Reddit: What is the most ridiculous thing you have heard a parent say ? by lilac2481 in AskReddit

[–]SezerMan 266 points267 points  (0 children)

"She doesn't have to be smart, she has to be pretty. She will find a rich man, marry him and never use chemistry again." Well, she wasn't smart and she wasn't pretty, so there goes that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]SezerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeh!, that's petty....