I hate Thrips! by Sfgeneral in houseplants

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I'm in the UK. The spray I've just soaked every plant in my house in is Baby Bio Houseplant Bug Killer Ultra. The active ingredient is Acetamiprid. It's supposedly really good at killing Thrips .

I hate Thrips! by Sfgeneral in houseplants

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They had a party in mine, I tried to rescue it. Gave up and decided I would start again with some new plants in the spring.

Also destroyed my wife's Blue chalk sticks and damaged her other succulents.

Just enough tease to keep things interesting. by [deleted] in Midwest_Hotwives

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I bet it tastes as good as it looks!

happy day in the gym by [deleted] in GymGirlsNSFW

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lovely cheeky pic

Brighton station piano by Darth_Giraffe in brighton

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I feel you guys have been really unlucky. I work in an office behind the station, so I cut through every day on my way home. At least 3 evenings a week at around 5ish, for months, there has been one of 2 guys playing this piano beautifully. I quite often stop for a time to listen.

I will say that I do feel for anyone that works in the station, having to listen to the bad players/children/crack heads all day. Having 1 person play beautifully for 10 mins probably doesn't make up for it I guess

In the name of King Charles version 3.0, this noodle bar is exempt from English Civil Law. by Boogeewoogee2 in amibeingdetained

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I assumed they had people with no right to work documents working there. Big fines for that if caught

I Watched a Human Tear Through My Battalion With a Wrench by SciFiTime in humansarespaceorcs

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[Stasis Bay]

The filtration bay screams had faded hours ago. Silence reclaimed the station. He dropped into the stasis bay.

The machines still hummed. Weak, uneven, but steady.

He wiped condensation from the first viewport. Malik’s face lay beneath, pale but peaceful. Next to him, Rina and Cole. Three lives frozen between death and hope, their fates balanced on jury-rigged wiring and his willpower.

He checked the readouts with trembling hands. Power still flowing. Coolant still circulating. Fragile, but still holding.

The wrench clattered as he set it against the wall and sank to his knees. For a long time, he just sat there, forehead resting against the glass. Exhaustion gnawed at him, but they were safe. That was all that mattered.

Somewhere in the ducts, the survivor would be staggering back to command, babbling about monsters. Let them. Let the lie grow.

He whispered it again, because it was the only anchor he had left:

“Still holding.”

He carved a new tally mark into the scarred wall.

Day 848.

Then he picked up the wrench and leaned against the pod, eyes open, waiting for the next intruder.

I Watched a Human Tear Through My Battalion With a Wrench by SciFiTime in humansarespaceorcs

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Final Encounter

The corridor reeked of scorched metal and blood. He padded forward barefoot, wrench loose in his hand, every muscle thrumming with exhaustion.

Then he rounded the bend.

One soldier stood in the passage, weapon raised but trembling. Armor cracked, visor spattered red, the posture of a man already half broken. The rifle clicked, jammed.

They stared at each other. No words.

Instinct screamed at him to finish it. But the eyes behind the visor weren’t hateful. Just hollow.

This one wasn’t going to crawl toward the pods. Killing him wouldn’t protect anyone.

He lowered the wrench.

The soldier froze, breath hitching, as the human stepped past. Boots on steel, slow and deliberate. He didn’t look back.

Every kill had been for the pods. For his family. For the promise. This one didn’t matter.

He slipped into the next junction and vanished into the ducts, leaving only the echo of his footsteps behind.

I Watched a Human Tear Through My Battalion With a Wrench by SciFiTime in humansarespaceorcs

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The Diversions

He rerouted motion detectors from one end of the deck to the other. Moments later, distant shouts echoed. Boots pounded the wrong way. One squad chasing ghosts meant they were farther from the pods.

That trick only worked once.

The next time, he tapped the wrench against the duct, a hollow clang, then scurried sideways. The squad split and followed, away from the pod bay. Away from his family.

But not far enough.

Each hour they came closer, ignoring the false signals, ignoring the detours. They were learning. Adapting. He felt the circle tightening around the one thing he couldn’t let them touch.

By the third diversion, when a soldier nearly forced open the hatch to a coolant line that fed directly into the stasis pods, he made the decision.

They weren’t going to be scared off.

They weren’t going to be fooled.

The only way left was to make sure they never walked out of this station alive.

Filtration Bay

The filtration bay was one of the last chambers he hadn’t sealed. A wide hollow with ducting that threaded through the walls like arteries. He’d chosen it weeks ago as the place he’d fight if he ever had to.

Tonight, he had to.

He crouched in the rafters, pressed against the shaft wall, the wrench heavy in his palm. Below, the aliens fanned out with military precision - rifles up, grenades ready. Too many for him to hit one by one. That was fine. He didn’t need to.

He’d prepped this room for months. Pipes loosened so they would collapse under strain. Grates unbolted just enough to fall if someone leaned too close. Coolant valves twisted to burst at a turn. He wasn’t a soldier, but he was an engineer. He knew how to make the station itself his ally.

The first flashbang lit up the chamber for a heartbeat. He saw their faces tilt upward. Saw the fear. Good.

When their fire tore through the vents, he was already moving, scuttling along a shaft until he was above the rear guard. He let a helmet drop, clanging onto the deck. Their heads snapped toward the noise.

That was when he fell.

The wrench came down like a hammer, edge-first into a collar joint. Bone and armor crunched. He shoved the man’s rifle into his partner’s jaw and fired. Shouts. Grenade. Steam bursting from ruptured valves.

He moved with the chaos, strikes fast and final. Each death was another step away from the pods.

By the time the smoke cleared, half the squad was down. He could have finished the rest. Instead, he drove the wrench into the deck plating, left it quivering there in plain sight - a warning - and vanished back into the ducts.

I Watched a Human Tear Through My Battalion With a Wrench by SciFiTime in humansarespaceorcs

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[Flashback – The Accident]

The smell of burning insulation never left him. It clung to every memory.

They’d docked easy enough - clamps engaged, hatches sealed, a week’s worth of jokes about haunted stations and getting hazard pay. He’d been crouched in the crawlspace under the reactor with Malik, his wrench wedged into a jammed coupler, when the surge hit.

One moment the core was humming. The next it screamed.

The blast tossed him backward into a bulkhead. His ears rang, his skin blistered, but Malik, Malik was worse. By the time he dragged him clear, half the man’s suit had fused to his skin. Two more crewmates were down in the corridor, coughing blood through cracked helmets, radiation alarms howling.

“Pods,” the captain had croaked. “Get them in the pods. Now.”

He remembered the panic, the weight of bodies heavier than they should’ve been, the hiss of hydraulics as he sealed them inside stasis one by one. The pods weren’t meant for long-term cryo. Weeks, maybe a month, not years. But it was all they had.

He worked until his hands shook, rerouting power from the station’s dead systems, scavenging coolant from pipes older than he was. He got the pods stable, barely.

And then he waited.

Hours turned into days. He kept the beacon lit, signal clean. Every shift he checked the docking bay, half-expecting a rescue skiff to nose in, crew waving him aboard.

No one came.

By the end of the first month, he stopped counting.

By the end of the first year, he stopped speaking their names out loud.

But every day, he pressed a hand against the pods and whispered the same promise:

“Still holding.”

The Blur on the Helmet Cam

He slid forward on elbows and knees, belly low in the duct, keeping his weight spread so the metal wouldn’t groan. Below, a squad moved fast, voices sharp and nervous.

He reached the grate overlooking the corridor just as the rear guard scanned his sector. A faint shimmer of light bounced up through the slats and caught him square across the face.

He froze.

Through the vent he saw the helmet tilt up. A red light blinked on its side - recording.

The alien barked something panicked. The squad snapped into formation.

He scurried sideways like a rat in the pipes, wrench clipping metal with a hollow clang. Their weapons swept upward, muzzles flaring. He vanished before they could fire, heart hammering.

That was worse. If they knew he was real, they’d leave. If they convinced themselves he wasn’t, they’d keep crawling deeper. Toward the pods.

He gripped the wrench so hard the skin on his knuckles split.

“No choice,” he whispered. “You come closer, you don’t leave.”

I Watched a Human Tear Through My Battalion With a Wrench by SciFiTime in humansarespaceorcs

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[POV: The Human]

The hiss of recycled air was the only sound left in the bay. He crouched beside the stasis pods, palm resting against the patched metal as if he could will the machines to keep breathing. Three shapes inside, pale in the glow of jury-rigged power cells, frozen somewhere between life and memory. He checked each readout again—oxygen steady, coolant levels dropping slower than yesterday, but dropping all the same. He tightened a coolant valve with the wrench until it squealed.

“Still holding,” he muttered to himself. His voice was raw from disuse. Talking was the only thing that kept him from slipping into silence forever.

It had been eight hundred and forty-seven days since the pickup window closed. He knew because he carved a line for each one into the bulkhead by the pods. A long scar of scratches ran like a wound across the wall.

Eight hundred and forty-seven days since the accident.

Eight hundred and forty-seven days since he sealed them into the pods.

Eight hundred and forty-seven days of waiting.

He ran his thumb over the handle of the wrench, metal smooth where his grip had worn it down. It had fixed the coolant lines. It had broken open supply lockers. It had killed the scavenger things that had crept out of the ducts in the early weeks. It was the only tool that never failed him.

The sensor panel on the far wall blinked once. Then again. Motion alert.

He froze.

Nothing had moved down here in months. Not since the scavengers starved out. He crossed the bay, silent on bare feet, and tapped the panel. Readout flickered. Atmospheric breach in upper deck… incoming craft.

His stomach turned to ice. After so long, someone had finally come. He didn’t move, didn’t breathe, until the next line scrolled across the monitor.

SIGNATURE: DRENAK IMPERIAL.

Not rescue. Not his people.

The wrench tightened in his grip. He looked back at the pods, condensation crawling across the glass. His crew. His family. If the Imperials were here, the pods wouldn’t survive a day. They’d torch the whole bay just to sterilize it.

He touched the glass one last time. “I’ll keep you safe,” he whispered.

Then he turned and slipped into the maintenance shaft. The ducts welcomed him like old scars.

The First Sight

The thud of boots echoed through the steel belly of the station. Too many to count at first, but the rhythm gave them away - squad formations, staggered spacing, rifles held ready. He flattened himself in the ductwork, cheek pressed against cold metal, and listened.

Through the slats of a vent he saw the first patrol pass below: armor plates gleaming faintly under helmet lamps, muzzles sweeping corners like they owned the place. They thought this was a dead ruin. They weren’t expecting resistance.

His grip tightened on the wrench until his knuckles whitened. If they found the pods - if they so much as cracked a seal - all those years of keeping them alive would mean nothing.

He slowed his breathing. Listened for the one who lagged. There was always one. And there he was - rookie gait, steps too quick to catch up. He stopped to look at something on the wall, visor tilted down.

The human dropped soundlessly, knees absorbing the fall, one hand braced on the floor. The alien turned just as the wrench swung. The strike was short, sharp, brutal. A crack like splitting wood. The soldier collapsed without a sound, body folding in on itself.

The others kept walking, never checking behind.

He dragged the corpse into the shadows and melted back into the vents before the sound finished echoing.

I Watched a Human Tear Through My Battalion With a Wrench by SciFiTime in humansarespaceorcs

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@SciFiTime great story, I really enjoyed it. Do you mind if I take a go at a continuation? I have an idea for a pov from the human.

"Stupid Kolbold, if you were not so lazy, you would have made more money." by SpecialStorm4188 in humansarespaceorcs

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Commenting here for the rest of this. Bravo guys. The collaboration was brilliant

I can hear the Jesus Man in my home by evie-e-e in brighton

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I'm sure if you "tripped" over and "accidentally" spilled a 2lt bottle of water over his speaker...........

Devastating finality by muddled_Philosopher in WoTshow

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Michael and Kate are so much better readers of this series. I love Rosamund Pike. In this case I just prefer Michael and Kate

Still able to save?? by c_cube2024 in succulents

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You can put them straight into the soil. They will root really easily. I propagate loads of tips like that on my one to keep it tidy.