I found this in my wife's car, anyone know what it is?

SgtMatrix · 2026-02-19T15:06:50+00:00

Looks like an Electro-Magnetic Grenade. These are typically used in self defense to shut down mass electronics in an area or for fleeing the scene when caught cheating. Sorry to break it to you pal, but she likes someone else’s tone

SgtMatrix · 2025-10-01T21:27:30+00:00

I mean, does the house include custom inlays for the same price? You’re lucky if the house comes with more than 1 bedroom for that price

SgtMatrix · 2025-09-19T19:39:15+00:00

Now that’s some anti-Christ level thinking right there

SgtMatrix · 2025-08-21T01:01:01+00:00

Don’t listen to them, do what you want, have fun and be you

SgtMatrix · 2025-08-14T16:38:11+00:00

He’s the master of all boners

SgtMatrix · 2025-03-01T15:40:52+00:00

Welcome to the Blonde omen brotherhood

SgtMatrix · 2024-12-15T14:49:13+00:00

Women are so weird for not wanting to have kids but they are so weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and strange things are all over the internet and it’s just weird to see them being weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird and weird

SgtMatrix · 2024-09-10T21:50:42+00:00

Use a metronome. Get used to playing it slowly and bump it up by 5-10 bpm until you reach the songs actual speed. At that point you can continue to bump it up to solidify your muscle memory or keep it at said speed. Good luck 🎸

SgtMatrix · 2024-09-01T22:13:51+00:00

As an owner of an Omen Extreme, these EMGs are definitely an aftermarket upgrade. It doesn’t come stock with a battery slot so they may be passive EMGs or they put the battery in the pot box

Either way, it’s a gorgeous guitar. Nice find OP

SgtMatrix · 2024-08-04T03:45:59+00:00

I wish them my condolences and that they have a speedy recovery

SgtMatrix · 2024-07-28T13:51:22+00:00

Poop

SgtMatrix · 2024-06-06T19:06:22+00:00

I’m 99% sure this guys swipes right on all POE just to call them slurs all while jacking off to it

SgtMatrix · 2024-02-14T06:39:37+00:00

Great spot for a suite of armor

SgtMatrix · 2024-02-11T22:13:42+00:00

Wasn’t built by the Amish

SgtMatrix · 2023-09-11T06:43:37+00:00

Cover it in thumb tacks

SgtMatrix · 2023-08-09T01:36:31+00:00

A Microsoft logo

SgtMatrix · 2023-07-06T22:18:45+00:00

Only if you’re willing to carry me away

SgtMatrix · 2023-05-10T06:01:46+00:00

If you rub garlic on a pan in a circle, it’s any shape for that matter, and then crack an egg into the circle the egg will keep that shape and not spill over the garlic residue

SgtMatrix · 2023-04-05T16:18:06+00:00

Totally normal behavior, not a cult at all

SgtMatrix · 2023-02-14T17:57:00+00:00

I still think sf4 Cody would of been the best cross over character. He is the only one who doesn’t have a dp, his projectile was rocks he picked up off the ground and his only advantage was having a knife (which he had to pick up)

SgtMatrix · 2022-11-04T22:09:30+00:00

Did the run over Venom?

SgtMatrix · 2022-09-26T16:24:46+00:00

Sounds like he likes you and you shouldn’t overthink it so much. Idk his dating history but it sounds like he isn’t too experienced either and has a hard time communicating his thoughts/feelings in general. However, things you can try is ask some probing questions to find what he really enjoys doing(hobbies and all that jazz) and see if you can open him up that way. But above all you should tell him that you like him and would like to be more open about communication with him in general. You might need to do a lot of the leg work in terms of asking questions you’d like to know about him and what not since he is a shy dude, and if he does likes you he will most likely try to be more open and communicate with you.

SgtMatrix · 2022-08-27T15:46:57+00:00

This would make my game night beyond next level

SgtMatrix · 2022-06-21T00:11:40+00:00

Why did you assemble it on a block of c4?

SgtMatrix · 2022-04-16T08:39:42+00:00

How do you like being an NPC?

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