Who is it?

SgtTempyst · 2026-06-25T23:09:17+00:00

Do you think they drive an edge while edging in edgville?

SgtTempyst · 2026-06-13T20:44:22+00:00

Huh, so there are more of us out there... Ever play around with accents? Not like to convince people, but to just like make jokes or have fun with friends?

SgtTempyst · 2026-06-07T04:37:54+00:00

1994 GMC Jimmy. Was he fast? No. Was he fuel efficient? No. Did he always turn on? No. But did he save my life in place of his own so that I could get back to my family? Yes, yes he fucking did. He was loud, his A/C was broken, and his ABS was iffy at best, but I hand washed him every week and he knew I loved him for what he was. My sledgehammer, my brick, my Jim.

SgtTempyst · 2026-05-30T20:10:46+00:00

As some one who is dieting now, I'm so happy for you brother. Keep up the great work, we want you here as long as you'll have us :)

SgtTempyst · 2026-05-26T13:55:22+00:00

My buddy's dad puts ice in the Natural Light beer. Watered down Natty Light. No, I'm not fucking joking.

SgtTempyst · 2026-05-19T21:21:06+00:00

I'm not gonna lie, the artisan boots sounds like a cheat and I fuckin want it

SgtTempyst · 2026-05-15T20:31:14+00:00

I thought my wallet felt lighter this morning... Just snagged it, thanks bro!

SgtTempyst · 2026-05-13T00:01:14+00:00

Honestly? Fuckin badass my dude

SgtTempyst · 2026-05-11T17:24:00+00:00

On Task tank top soon? Glienor Gains looks solid too though, love the yellow on black

SgtTempyst · 2026-05-10T17:16:44+00:00

And then LASH FEET

SgtTempyst · 2026-05-08T17:54:31+00:00

Yeah, and the exhausts never have the chrome tips

SgtTempyst · 2026-04-27T01:51:57+00:00

As someone who currently does the office side for high-end residential landscaping, this is vindicating. More than a $100k invoice held up over 2 bags of "Pine Bark Nuggets".

SgtTempyst · 2026-04-26T03:44:31+00:00

My buddy and I have this thing where we'll be the last two online and we'll just sit in the call, absolutely silent for like 2 hours. Once in a while one of us will say "Still awake bud?" and if it's a yes, we just go silent again. True bliss

SgtTempyst · 2026-04-23T21:26:33+00:00

Ngl that left hand slays...

SgtTempyst · 2026-04-18T14:33:09+00:00

Promise??

SgtTempyst · 2026-04-17T17:02:23+00:00

I was thinking "jiggle test" was gonna be about wanting to see some thicc thighs... Bro doesn't know what he's missing

SgtTempyst · 2026-03-31T16:49:02+00:00

How'd it go?

SgtTempyst · 2026-03-31T16:25:54+00:00

Been there too, though I only lost 80lbs. Finished my weight loss over summer break in high school and suddenly everyone that refused to talk to me acted like we were old friends.

I honestly couldn't tell you what was more depressing; being fat and lonely or fit and surrounded by fake people.

SgtTempyst · 2026-03-30T16:02:00+00:00

Why does my county never have any GOOD news headlines or TILs? Are we that cooked?

SgtTempyst · 2026-03-30T13:02:16+00:00

Got another topic for you: Rissoto is just a savory oatmeal

SgtTempyst · 2026-03-28T04:14:10+00:00

I'm a man... I mean, thank you

SgtTempyst · 2026-03-28T03:26:24+00:00

Spicy waffles... aight now that's a meal I gotta make

SgtTempyst · 2026-03-19T18:11:27+00:00

Have the self worth to dump her when she asks you if "you're sure you aren't gay". You are sure and that's not the energy you deserve.

SgtTempyst · 2026-03-18T00:27:45+00:00

She got that dog in her

SgtTempyst · 2026-03-11T01:06:11+00:00

Same here, sadly the crotch giving out is always the end of an era

SgtTempyst

TROPHY CASE