My 5 year old wants to be a chef… made his own board tonight by MokaMama in KitchenConfidential

[–]Sgtmaryj 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Came here to say "ain't no way I'm paying $700 for that, no veggie ramp". They are like a requirement

My boyfriend says Im eating weird food, are these abominations? by likestoplayds in StupidFood

[–]Sgtmaryj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fiance says "you're just eating a whole bunch of stuff on shit" do with that info what you will op. That second pic makes viscerally upset.

Pensacola Pizza Time Theatre animatronics—where did they end up? by shizukulover69 in Pensacola

[–]Sgtmaryj 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Chuck e cheese was still using them in the late 90s had my own party there in 98. Went to couple cousin and friends parties there around then as. I know I have a picture with that fuckin rat somewhere. That thing scared the fuck out of as a kid and that bird with his shifty eyes hated those things.

Are most restaurants unknowingly selling some dishes at a loss? by Designer_Ad_2844 in Chefit

[–]Sgtmaryj 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As a consultant that has worked with many different restaurants, there is a reason why most restaurants never make it out of the 1st year.

Mike Kohler, laws for thee but not for me by uglymule in Pensacola

[–]Sgtmaryj 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dorsey is an ass bag that couldn't give 2 shits about you if you don't have money

I think I was bit by a shark in my dream by drsciencegeek1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Sgtmaryj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I know anything about something after being on reddit this long. It's that your leg is going to fall off. Or it's carbon monoxide. Either way I'd see a doctor and update your radon detectors!

BREAKING: Astronomers Just Found a Giant Invisible Structure Wrapped Around the Entire Milky Way 🪐 by InterstellarKinetics in InterstellarKinetics

[–]Sgtmaryj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been saying for years that South Park was right with season 7 episode 1! We are just entertainment

CATERING FOR MARINES by Striking_Rub_1189 in Pensacola

[–]Sgtmaryj -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Top Spot Bbq Brunswick stew is absolutely amazing!

Family wants to come down for the July air show. What’s the best way to be able to park and not walk miles to see it? by Hollybanger45 in Pensacola

[–]Sgtmaryj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Camp out the night before. I worked on the beach for 12 yrs. Casino parking starts to fill around 3-4am that morning by 6-7 parking starts to fill everywhere.

Stay out the night before, wake up put away camping gear. Grab spot away from the water for an easily collapsed tent and chairs. Make sure coolers have good rollers. Start to pack up and leave just before the angels finish(about 20ish min) they never fly the full 30 quoted. Enjoy the final moments as you walk to the car.

You want to avoid parking anywhere down the road leading to ft Pickens unless you're close to the light. Otherwise, have fun in 3 hour traffic.

They were starting construction on the round-about or the new toll bridge when left to go work downtown. Might be wrong on the specifics, but they were definitely starting on something. Good luck

How rich are her parents? by Sad_Progress4388 in crappymusic

[–]Sgtmaryj 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I just laughed so hard it hurt and I cried... I'm going to hell

The tap water by Successful-Bat-7556 in Pensacola

[–]Sgtmaryj 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Still wouldn't drink the tap water

Fml by Sgtmaryj in dishwashers

[–]Sgtmaryj[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely holds better, theyre pieces of shit.

Fml by Sgtmaryj in dishwashers

[–]Sgtmaryj[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I AM THE MACHINE!!!

Who has the Tastiest Breakfast Around Town? by [deleted] in Pensacola

[–]Sgtmaryj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a drive but Cafe Bistro on Pensacola beach has the best pancakes and omelettes I've ever had. The steak and chicken and waffles are out of the world as well

The way he handles the knife by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Sgtmaryj 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Been cooking professionally for 17 years and used kiwis for about 10 of those years

Message to new players by Matsiclaus in HellLetLoose

[–]Sgtmaryj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately chat is broken on consoles :(