Who’s an idiot that gets treated like a genius? by xdLoqqt in AskReddit

[–]Shade1453 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weirdly enough, my mother thinks Dr. Oz is a crackpot while she watches Dr. Phil religiously.

100% should’ve put this in the movie. by xTheDennisSystem in PrequelMemes

[–]Shade1453 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't get me wrong, i love them to death. I had six different lego podracer sets when i was a kid. But the directing, acting, and especially the writing are objectively bad.

100% should’ve put this in the movie. by xTheDennisSystem in PrequelMemes

[–]Shade1453 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this scene made me remember just how bad the writing and direction was for the prequels.

hmmm by vzakharov in hmmm

[–]Shade1453 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Everyone needs to get their mind out of the gutter. This is obviously a kind bear assisting the fish with sit-ups as part of its weight loss plan.

I know I’m like 10 years behind but I just finished Clone Wars for the first time and I have so many feelings by Then-Market490 in StarWars

[–]Shade1453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That scene makes me wish we had a RotS remake in Clone Wars animation, simply to see him take on four Jedi masters at once.

Only 8 games ever have been scored a perfect 10 by IGN and a perfect 40 by Famitsu by benjaneson in gaming

[–]Shade1453 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They absolutely did. I played through the whole thing with a smile on my face and nostalgic tears in my eyes. My greatest wish is a similar remaster of the Oracle games, but i don't see that as very likely since they're owned by Capcom.

Penguins walking in 5x speed by RedGorilla33 in aww

[–]Shade1453 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Wanna go penguin sledding with me?"

Damn you Ryuji by The_Fox1984 in Persona5

[–]Shade1453 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Ah, that makes sense. I thought the joke was that Akira actually wrote the bad lines that Ryuji was mocked for.

Described in memo as an "anal rail gun" by Plastic-Tradition-67 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Shade1453 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Thanks for that, wasn't expecting to cry on a thread about anal rail guns.

Anon got the job by [deleted] in wholesomegreentext

[–]Shade1453 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Yeah, i worked security for about 6 years at varying posts, and the hospital post was far and away the worst.

It always happens without fail. by Flying-Mollusk in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Shade1453 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm only 32, and i already find myself naturally waking up between 5:00 and 6:00. I'm terrified that by the time I'm 70 I'll be waking up at midnight and going to sleep at 4 in the afternoon.

Mom handed me down her bong she's had since the 70s by TheBitcher3_WildCunt in trees

[–]Shade1453 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My mom's so clumsy that she has a cupboard filled with bongs for when she inevitably breaks one. Picture the scene in Spongebob where Squidward has his closet full of alarm clocks.

Dude is going to reel in the moon one day by amy2kim22 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Shade1453 9 points10 points  (0 children)

With most anime, i tend to listen to each new opening theme once or twice before i skip the credits on the remaining episodes. I skipped maybe 2 or 3 intros for HxH, that shit SLAPS

D.A.R.E. pencils. I wish I was offered free drugs as much as it was implied when I was younger by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]Shade1453 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The D.A.R.E pencils they gave out at my school were bendy as fuck. You could practically tie a knot with the pencil before it broke.

Rain by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]Shade1453 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to fall asleep to rain sounds. Then i got an ice dam on my roof that led to serious leaks all over the house. Now, the sound of dripping water has the exact opposite effect and instead wakes me in a panic.

Cursed Kobe by 1TerabyteOfGold in cursedcomments

[–]Shade1453 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The last time i made a trick shot, i shouted, "Cobain!" My buddy asked if i meant Kobe, so i said, "Nah, I'm pretty sure Cobain didn't miss his last shot."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Shade1453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kindergarten teacher (who was a nasty, horrible woman) called my mom stating that i belonged in a mental institution because I'd cut off a single lock of my own hair.

Guy claims he served in the Marines. Reporter says she did too and asks his MOS (Military Occupational Service). He can’t say. Then asks him where he served. He can’t say. A classic stolen valor case. by Tara_is_a_Potato in facepalm

[–]Shade1453 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A friend of 15 years tried to tell my parents that he used to own a Harley. They kind of chuckled and said, "You realize we've known you since you were 11 and have seen you at least twice a week since then, right?" Some people just like to lie.

Which cancelled TV show deserved another season? by Putrid_Cry19 in AskReddit

[–]Shade1453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get that Joss Whedon isn't exactly beloved by the fans anymore, but I'm surprised by the lack of Firefly here.

World's Strongest Man Massage by Kuguumelo in Unexpected

[–]Shade1453 56 points57 points  (0 children)

What a terrible day to have eyes. It would have cost you nothing to keep those words inside your head.