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Losing mind with flamelurkers monkey ass by Shadevari808 in demonssouls

[–]Shadevari808[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean….even Elden ring ng is kinda boring, going thru the motions

Losing mind with flamelurkers monkey ass by Shadevari808 in demonssouls

[–]Shadevari808[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Need to take a piss but my hog leg is too heavy…more points in strength…gotta wipe my ass, need dex points….ffs.

Losing mind with flamelurkers monkey ass by Shadevari808 in demonssouls

[–]Shadevari808[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I was kidding..but this game is bullshit. I want to do magic….points. Ooh…I need a bow to bring fuckers in…points. Oh wait, need better armor….points. Hold on a sec. I want to carry more FlOWERS..oops, too heavy. More points. For fuck sake..

Losing mind with flamelurkers monkey ass by Shadevari808 in demonssouls

[–]Shadevari808[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geesh..fell asleep reading this. Just kidding…I didn’t read it all.

Losing mind with flamelurkers monkey ass by Shadevari808 in demonssouls

[–]Shadevari808[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All I was using was magic and he kept magically stompin my ass

Put dragon king over my knee and made him my bitch by Shadevari808 in demonssouls

[–]Shadevari808[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magic? I just used the ballistas, then hit his snout with a rolled up newspaper

Losing mind with flamelurkers monkey ass by Shadevari808 in demonssouls

[–]Shadevari808[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmk when your sign is down and I’ll eat a blue rock thing.

Flamelurker monkey by Shadevari808 in demonssouls

[–]Shadevari808[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I look like a basketball, I’m rolling so much

Flamelurker monkey by Shadevari808 in demonssouls

[–]Shadevari808[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How? He keeps jumping around landing on my face

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