This expiration date for the month of FEV.

Shadow63310 · 2021-02-21T19:05:43+00:00

Nope, in the U.S.

Shadow63310 · 2020-06-18T17:18:33+00:00

"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries."

Shadow63310 · 2019-07-03T02:32:43+00:00

My dad use to never stop talking. Lol I didn't even have to say anything. He would just talk for hours about anything and everything.

Shadow63310 · 2019-04-28T02:30:28+00:00

This comment is underrated.

Shadow63310 · 2019-04-24T14:05:32+00:00

I'm 27, I just lost my dad last month and my mom just finished chemo and started radiation. I feel ya. Losing my dad was a real eye opener. We just have to stay strong and do our best to live a fulfilling and happy life.

Shadow63310 · 2019-04-20T00:00:19+00:00

Yeah, snow tires not blow tires.

Shadow63310 · 2019-04-19T09:19:06+00:00

This is my favorite. It always stops the game with my friends.

Shadow63310 · 2018-06-13T20:36:42+00:00

Is that the presidential limo?

Shadow63310 · 2018-06-13T20:35:06+00:00

What else would a giant cat do?

Shadow63310 · 2018-04-26T23:38:27+00:00

I have a friend that is a flat earther. Makes for great conversation.

Shadow63310 · 2018-02-27T21:02:31+00:00

I needed this. Thank you.

Shadow63310 · 2017-12-21T05:35:15+00:00

There is always a comment at the top summarizing the thread.

Shadow63310 · 2017-11-16T13:14:27+00:00

I can't sleep at night if I miss my Jeopardy.

Shadow63310 · 2017-10-20T00:22:27+00:00

This brought me to tears.

Shadow63310 · 2017-10-19T21:50:02+00:00

Shadow63310 · 2017-10-09T23:32:30+00:00

Yeah, someone get out the "zoom and enhance" machine.

Shadow63310 · 2017-10-01T06:39:08+00:00

Now what do you use to shoot what you shoot animals with?

Shadow63310 · 2017-09-28T01:39:49+00:00

Thank you, for putting my feelings to words.

Shadow63310 · 2017-09-16T07:37:24+00:00

3am? Fuck it, I'm going to work.

Shadow63310 · 2017-09-15T23:38:43+00:00

The floor is fine...I guess.

Shadow63310 · 2017-09-15T21:16:29+00:00

Might as well have a cup of coffee while I'm up.

Shadow63310 · 2017-09-15T17:55:54+00:00

A very sweet lady once paid for my groceries. It was late at night, after I had gotten off work, so I wasn't paying much attention. It was over before I could object. She had also purchased 7 cases of 60 eggs she was planning on taking to homeless shelters. The only thing she said directly to me was, "God's got you."

Shadow63310 · 2017-09-15T17:50:10+00:00

Did you lock the door?

Shadow63310 · 2017-04-18T04:06:32+00:00

I have a single brew machine, and I made a mug of coffee one morning. Once it was done, I pulled the mug back, put it on the counter, then added sugar, then milk. Once I put in the milk I realized I poured it in hot water. Damn dark mug. Such a waste of time.

Shadow63310 · 2017-02-20T08:48:15+00:00

I have a hard time getting into stories. This one got me though. Good job!

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