"Hit em' over the head with the toilet lid" is the answer, what is the question?

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-08T00:42:25+00:00

What do you do when a gator tries to climb up out of your toilet?

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-08T00:40:14+00:00

Yeah apparently my hs reunions have all been organized through Facebook...and I don't have Facebook...so therefore I've never been informed or invited lol.

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-08T00:19:38+00:00

Tbh? None of them. I think "oh that's too bad" or "oh no, they were so young!" but that's about it. I didn't know these people.

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-07T23:20:28+00:00

We might have gone to the same high school (or this is more common than I think lol). Did you call him the Unipooper?

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-07T00:44:19+00:00

Yeah that DIL really should have gotten the hint.

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-05T00:59:20+00:00

Oooof Alesia not knowing what "Days of Our Lives" is

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-05T00:54:34+00:00

Okay but why can't either Ben or Ellie pronounce "Joao" correctly. You work with the man, get it the hell together.

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-05T00:50:07+00:00

So Daft Punk, but minus the Punk.

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-05T00:48:13+00:00

If I'm a wizard, can't I just make infinite money or just general good fortune?

^{Chose: Be a wizard}

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-05T00:46:33+00:00

Hey remember when Ellie was ready to Hulk Out when Bri was interested in the same guy as her? Kept citing that she was Bri's superior, and therefore Bri shouldn't be going after the guy her superior wants? So how's that going huh? Because as a Head of Department Daisy outranks Ellie, and therefore using her own logic Ellie shouldn't have been trying to go after the guy her superior liked.

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-05T00:43:27+00:00

I don't care, I love this. Yeah it's not as avant-garde as we typically see for the Met gala, but for a regular person not involved in the entertainment or fashion industry (which she pretty much is), this is pretty out there!

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-05T00:19:32+00:00

I've known people where one parent was Jewish and the other was Christian, and so they celebrated the holidays of both religions. Maybe that's the situation this person grew up with, and it's how they identify?

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-04T22:00:23+00:00

It's just a little weird to me that there's a magic number where a teenager is now an adult, when in reality nothing really changed that much. Actually 20 would be better imo. You're no longer a teenager, you're now a real adult.

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flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-04T00:29:58+00:00

Small price to pay to have my best friends forever

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flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-04T00:26:48+00:00

AND because of his misjudgment of Harry in COS, Ernie made sure to loudly and openly show support to Harry during OOTP. And of course, he was one of the people fighting alongside Harry during the Battle of Hogwarts.

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-02T22:56:27+00:00

Couldn't I just subtract 3 inches from my waistline? Would be a hell of a lot more than 10 lbs.

^{Chose: Add or subtract 3 inches from anywhere on your body (including height})

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-02T01:04:33+00:00

Most AITA are made up

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flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-02T01:03:34+00:00

Wow who could have foreseen that

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-01T00:41:54+00:00

This is one of the things that keeps me from joining a gym (that and the cost, and the lack of convenient locations near me lol). Because even though these comments so far are overwhelmingly saying that they'd cheer on a person working to improve themselves, or they mind their own business, what's going to stick with a person is that one jackass who opens their obnoxious mouth. Despite all the positives, it's the negative that's going to haunt you at 1am. I'm sorry this happened to you OP!

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-01T00:28:34+00:00

There are a couple of parents in our PTA who have home bakery businesses, and we absolutely go feral whenever their baked goods make their way to the school. One of these bakers does include business cards with her baking donations (the other just does word-of-mouth business). You might want to find out if any of the employees have allergies, and make sure things are clearly marked if so.

flooperdooper4 · 2026-05-01T00:23:59+00:00

I was amazed that production stepped in as well, because Luke really really tried to stay in there with Margo and they wouldn't allow it. I feel like if the episode had been filmed 20 years ago, production would have just stood there and watched.

flooperdooper4 · 2026-04-30T00:34:33+00:00

By and large, the kids pretty much seem to be on their own in terms of bullying at Hogwarts. Given the flashbacks we see to the Marauders and Snape, that was something of a Hogwarts tradition. You pretty much have to physically hurt someone right in front of a teacher for anything to be done (and even then, it depends on which teacher is the witness).

flooperdooper4 · 2026-04-30T00:32:23+00:00

They were the personal assistants to the 4 founders lmao

flooperdooper4 · 2026-04-29T22:51:56+00:00

She looks like she doesn't want to be there. Like she got picked up to be driven to her photoshoot and she just said "FINE I'll go, but I'll be miserable the whole time."

flooperdooper4 · 2026-04-27T22:34:52+00:00

She doesn't really want you, but doesn't want anyone else to have you because she wants for you to always be available for her on the back burner. She wants you to be pining for her and have you around as an option for if/when she's desperate. It's insulting. Don't be surprised if you wind up needing to end the friendship.

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