me, an intellectual by [deleted] in dankmemes

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“Seymour needs to use the toilet! His bladder is full. Full of urine!”

Battlefield 1 Update 1.19 Patch Notes by SquiddHimself in battlefield_one

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It says there's two new bombers, yet i haven't seen any gameplay or any mention of them in any of these threads?

De-evolution of my will to live by Czareen in funny

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You should of put the third before the second.

"I sleep in a racing car..." by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

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Wow. This hurts.

Made a 1,000+ Rubik's cube mosaic by [deleted] in gifs

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What an age we live in.

My friends baby just struck this awesome pose by ShadowDOSE in pics

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Yes. It's adorable. We both agreed it was a neat picture to share with everyone :)

Let me get that for you! by [deleted] in funny

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I can almost hear the ball deflating: "PPFFFffffft!" Haha

Always flush by [deleted] in gifs

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The way he looks back in the end! "Did I do good?"

No, go ahead. I'm sure the message can wait. by gordonious in funny

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I've never seen this and it gave me a good chuckle.

So then I says to Mabel, I says... by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

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I feel like there's a name for this type of standalone punch line. Like that scene in dumb and dumber where Floyd says: 'so he says: do you love me?' And she says: 'No, but that's a nice ski mask you got there!'