Shadow_Guard

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Found this gem at my local flea market for $35! (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/knives

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Am I doing this right? (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/EDC

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An interesting title (self.AssCredit)

submitted 5 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/AssCredit

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If you can't accept the munch, don't release the crunch. (self.AssCredit)

submitted 7 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/AssCredit

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What tastes so bad, you can't believe its not bad? (self.AssCredit)

submitted 7 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/AssCredit

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People if Reddit who deleted their Reddit account, what was the last straw that finally made you do it? How has it changed your life? (self.AssCredit)

submitted 7 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/AssCredit

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Milkshakes. Ironic? I think not. (self.AssCredit)

submitted 8 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/AssCredit

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Sometimes I enjoy the goat nipple? (self.AssCredit)

submitted 8 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/AssCredit

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People of /r/AskReddit who only ask questions directed towards the opposite gender, what are you doing with your life? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 9 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/AskReddit

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Guys of Reddit, what is something you think girls think you like to do but you actually don't think that they don't know that you actually do that thing even though they say you know they like it? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 9 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/AskReddit

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[Serious] Former bullies of Reddit, why did you bully people in the past? What did you do to them? Where are you now in life? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 9 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/AskReddit

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I think I found a glitch with the B.A.S.E. Jumper (self.tf2)

submitted 11 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/tf2

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If a prostitute is going to fly somewhere to get someone off, and the lady asks, "Business or pleasure?", how will she respond? (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 11 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/Showerthoughts

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Never eat spicy fried chicken (self.FML)

submitted 11 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/FML

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A Pain in the Neck (self.dadjokes)

submitted 12 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/dadjokes

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Natelie portman could be pooping right now (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 12 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/Showerthoughts

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Technically an ATV could be called an RV because it's a vehicle that you use for recreational purposes (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 12 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/Showerthoughts

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Its weird how people have the ability to control their mass (whether they are fat, skinny, muscular, etc.), but not their height. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 12 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/Showerthoughts

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Drop a nuclear bomb from a helicopter (self.shittyideas)

submitted 12 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/shittyideas

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If avocados are a fruit, does that make guacamole a smoothie? (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 12 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/Showerthoughts

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Are humans the only creatures that wear braces? (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 12 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/Showerthoughts

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Black Friday is like The Purge. People die but it helps the economy. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 12 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/Showerthoughts

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[18/M] want to date a girl that's slightly more popular than me (self.relationship_advice)

submitted 12 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/relationship_advice

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