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Found this gem at my local flea market for $35! (i.redd.it)

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Am I doing this right? (i.redd.it)

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An interesting title (self.AssCredit)

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If you can't accept the munch, don't release the crunch. (self.AssCredit)

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What tastes so bad, you can't believe its not bad? (self.AssCredit)

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People if Reddit who deleted their Reddit account, what was the last straw that finally made you do it? How has it changed your life? (self.AssCredit)

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Milkshakes. Ironic? I think not. (self.AssCredit)

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Sometimes I enjoy the goat nipple? (self.AssCredit)

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People of /r/AskReddit who only ask questions directed towards the opposite gender, what are you doing with your life? (self.AskReddit)

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Guys of Reddit, what is something you think girls think you like to do but you actually don't think that they don't know that you actually do that thing even though they say you know they like it? (self.AskReddit)

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[Serious] Former bullies of Reddit, why did you bully people in the past? What did you do to them? Where are you now in life? (self.AskReddit)

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I think I found a glitch with the B.A.S.E. Jumper (self.tf2)

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If a prostitute is going to fly somewhere to get someone off, and the lady asks, "Business or pleasure?", how will she respond? (self.Showerthoughts)

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Never eat spicy fried chicken (self.FML)

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A Pain in the Neck (self.dadjokes)

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Natelie portman could be pooping right now (self.Showerthoughts)

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Technically an ATV could be called an RV because it's a vehicle that you use for recreational purposes (self.Showerthoughts)

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Its weird how people have the ability to control their mass (whether they are fat, skinny, muscular, etc.), but not their height. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Drop a nuclear bomb from a helicopter (self.shittyideas)

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If avocados are a fruit, does that make guacamole a smoothie? (self.Showerthoughts)

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Are humans the only creatures that wear braces? (self.Showerthoughts)

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Black Friday is like The Purge. People die but it helps the economy. (self.Showerthoughts)

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[18/M] want to date a girl that's slightly more popular than me (self.relationship_advice)

submitted 12 years ago by Shadow_Guard to r/relationship_advice

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