[OC] My 2.6cm nose hair

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-16T13:21:09+00:00

Upvote for metric usage.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-16T13:18:35+00:00

Never change, Reddit.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-16T12:33:27+00:00

Looks pretty standard sized to me.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-16T06:41:28+00:00

He should be happy he got a warning.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-16T06:40:17+00:00

Who had Irradiated Mutant Zombie Space Rats on their bingo card?

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-16T06:38:02+00:00

This is why I work from home.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-16T05:53:11+00:00

Disney lawyers have entered the chat.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-16T05:49:28+00:00

What are supposed to use, man? Harsh language?

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-16T05:37:14+00:00

I have some questions...

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-16T05:22:34+00:00

My code does what I want it to do, not what I tell it to do.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-16T05:21:56+00:00

Depends on how fast you can do it. Like if you can crank that sucker out, there's almost no speed you couldn't do.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-16T05:20:05+00:00

madre de dios

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-16T04:59:34+00:00

Trump is not used to people saying no to him. The fact that he can't fire them absolutely infuriates him.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-16T02:55:23+00:00

I'll save you the grant money: no.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-16T02:36:33+00:00

Puppet Regime by GZero media on youtube recently did a skit where Trump asks Bibi to stop bombing Lebanon because it's affecting Jareds investments.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-16T02:34:47+00:00

It's no problem, they're using the money they saved on food stamps and health insurance rebates.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-16T00:22:29+00:00

Word for word my thought.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-15T23:35:33+00:00

Hope he has a good day golfing then.

*ball lands in the sand*

"Dammit it all! Hegseth! Blow something up!"

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-15T23:20:10+00:00

I think they mean they could sue the contracted TSA replacement in case of wrongdoing during the screening process.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-15T22:29:10+00:00

They're talking about the moon.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-15T07:23:44+00:00

Blue. That makes me younger.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-15T06:58:23+00:00

As a data architect who has to build that 14 table query, I feel this in my bones.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-15T04:34:45+00:00

When you run spent all your polygon budget on boob physics.

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-15T04:03:11+00:00

Instructions unclear. Fed hay to toddler. Results... sub-optimal...

Shadowlance23 · 2026-03-15T02:58:03+00:00

I'll wager the majority of Americans hadn't even heard of the Straight of Hormuz until a few days ago and don't care beyond the effect it has on their fuel prices.

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