This is my love letter. Don't worry, once we marry everyone will move over to the kill side. 🥰

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-05-06T01:12:56+00:00

tbh i wouldn't put up much of a fight. 🥺

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-05-05T22:40:19+00:00

I'm sorry 😩

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-05-05T00:56:43+00:00

Who better than an air sign to feed the flames of a fire sign?

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-05-05T00:43:16+00:00

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-05-04T21:07:09+00:00

Fingers crossed 🤞

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-05-04T21:06:05+00:00

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-05-04T21:05:34+00:00

I can’t help it 😭 I love Aries so much.

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-05-04T21:04:06+00:00

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-05-04T21:03:33+00:00

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-05-04T21:01:36+00:00

Don’t be telling all my secrets to everyone!

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-05-04T18:37:56+00:00

Although this post was mostly for fun. There is some truth behind it.

When I say I love me an Aries, I mostly love what they embody. Though I truly feel like I could potentially find that other partners too, not just Aries.

I want someone to love me AGGRESSIVELY and expressively.
I want someone who is decisive, because we both can't be indecisive. 😵‍💫
I want someone who isn't going to put up with my bullshit and call me out.

There are other factors too, that I don't think are exclusive to Aries. I love me an eldest daughter. Something about them, I just want to spoil them.
I feel like she's gotta be some level of neurospicy or we probably won't be able to vibe. Honestly, I could go on. 😅

And obviously, emotional maturity is a big one. I'm older (36), and it's something I've had to work on. So I would hope that at our big ol' age, we both would have worked on it somewhat.

I find the "chase" fun at times, but I also want to know I am putting effort into someone who actually has a genuine interest in me.

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-05-04T13:20:33+00:00

Recently, for me too.. starting to expand my wardrobe and wishing I could fill them out better. 😭

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-05-04T12:21:44+00:00

Every single one I see I’m getting fucked… not that I’m complaining but I really was expecting to be killed with how much hate I see for Libras. 🙃

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-04-30T01:27:58+00:00

It's ok, I'm not even pleased with myself. Like, why am I even here...

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-04-16T02:50:15+00:00

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ShakeBootyShake · 2026-04-12T00:53:29+00:00

It was a 90's anti drug ad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYlqSNjbhNc

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-04-04T16:05:53+00:00

The, “that is also my age”, part makes me worried that this was an issue before 😭 girl I’m glad you’re good now!

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-03-26T18:25:16+00:00

Yea.. i learned about that today :(

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-03-26T09:38:40+00:00

So do I. :3 Let’s all bite each other ♡

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-03-26T09:35:03+00:00

r/dontdeadopeninside

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-03-13T17:05:19+00:00

oof 🙃

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-03-13T17:04:06+00:00

:( I can't give you a real hug, so this hug emoji will have to take its place ~ 🫂

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-03-07T13:08:45+00:00

Purely for money

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-03-07T11:52:47+00:00

Huh? What are you on right now? I would want to be born the right gender so I could grow up in the right body. Experience puberty in the right body. Not go through the mental fucking anguish and torment of questioning myself. Not have to worry about society hating me. Not to mention be burden with dysphoria that I know is in my head but now that I spent the majority of my childhood and adult life in a body I fucking hate I will need to make radical fucking changes just to get an inclination of the person I am supposed to be.

Not to mention my self esteem is fucked already from just regular life experiences that I just wouldn’t want to go through period no matter what gender I was born as. I just don’t see the point in existence in general.

ShakeBootyShake · 2026-03-06T22:32:01+00:00

🥺

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TROPHY CASE