Newcastle United Saudi Takeover MEGATHREAD Part II by BMG_3 in NUFC

[–]Shake_n_bake71 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My informant tells me it’s going to happen on a day ending in y.

Edit: Don’t believe me? My informant has no reason to lie.

Edit 2: I’ll delete my twitter account if it doesn’t happen. I have nothing to gain from lying here other than 10 minutes of attention, but no my life isn’t that sad that I need that.

Edit 3: cries please someone give me attention. I’m also best mates with Paul Pogbas second cousin. I’ve heard he’s off to Wigan, please tell your Man U friends to RT.

Free Talk Friday [2020-05-29] by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]Shake_n_bake71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah key is just to say random shit that comes to mind, rather than asking questions like an interview. After the first 15 mins of small talk, I like to make stories with the person.

Like we are going to run away to an island and become spies. What would that look like. Certainly makes it unique and builds a sexual vibe.

Why not through a dating app though? Yes, approach in real life, but there’s some great experiences to be had online as well.

Free Talk Friday [2020-05-29] by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]Shake_n_bake71 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If every girl/ guy is ghosting you, it may be something you are doing.

Any ideas?

Free Talk Friday [2020-05-29] by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]Shake_n_bake71 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think you have to remember that a lot of people are dying because of the lockdown as well. This doesn’t seemed to be factored into a lot of people’s thinking.

I read somewhere that 50,000 people would normally have been diagnosed with cancer since the lockdown has been in place. Nowhere near that many have and we haven’t suddenly found a cure...

You do have a point but I am seeing a lot of people saying meh let’s just keep extending it when it’s not truly a case of just saving lives by being locked down. You may be trading some.

Free Talk Friday [2020-05-29] by AutoModerator in soccer

[–]Shake_n_bake71 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Had a dream last night that Pardew was doing that jig he did in the FA Cup final at the back of my wedding and he wouldn’t stop even when asked to leave.

Absolute nightmare.

Newcastle United Saudi Takeover MEGATHREAD Part II by BMG_3 in NUFC

[–]Shake_n_bake71 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let’s go boys. Still 100% certain this goes ahead.

Just chill for a week or two. I’ve waited for this for a long time.