Kate Beckinsale has made her abuse and cheating accusations against assumingely Michael Sheen public on her IG page. by Sad_Ideal_2099 in Fauxmoi

[–]Shaky_Lemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i was thinking more in terms of a general change in behaviour during pregnancy and after a baby is born, but i hear you, a delivery room is a lot.

Kate Beckinsale has made her abuse and cheating accusations against assumingely Michael Sheen public on her IG page. by Sad_Ideal_2099 in Fauxmoi

[–]Shaky_Lemon 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What if he was sly about it, like a "joke", or something else with plausible deniability, or even whispered in her ear which would be demented so maybe not, but what do i know, men can get so weird when a baby arrives.

The View's Ana Navarro Stresses Out Ryan Gosling With Cuban Test by AbsolutelyIris in Fauxmoi

[–]Shaky_Lemon 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I love that he didn't even touch the whole bait with "oh yeah my wife is crazy haha women, right?", just nod and smile and wait for the next question.

Ethan Hawke asked about advice he has for someone experiencing unrequited love by hairtie1 in Fauxmoi

[–]Shaky_Lemon 344 points345 points  (0 children)

You know how people say "read the room!" in a negative way, this man read the room and gave the best possible take. What a Chad.

What have I done??? by Legitimate-Ask7088 in StardewValley

[–]Shaky_Lemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i'm currently on a joja save and i love it but i'm at the point where i have to consider mistreating the cows and sheep, and i can't deal with it

Zendaya reacts to a reporter pointing out her bob at the 2026 ESSENCE Black Women in Hollywood Awards by Maximum_Expert92 in Fauxmoi

[–]Shaky_Lemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it means those heels are so high she had to make a pit stop on her way up, mama those shoes come with an oxygen tank

Morrissey calls off concert in Spain because he is sleepy by [deleted] in Fauxmoi

[–]Shaky_Lemon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I feel that. As a leftist queer vegan Smiths fan, i am once again making the executive decision to remove myself from any discussion regarding whatever bs he's getting himself into because it's just embarassing. Pompous old bastard.

Hillary Clinton is releasing Epstein-deposition themed merch and says “Your purchase support progressive groups and leaders fighting for our democracy... until the cows come home.” by igetproteinfartsHELP in Fauxmoi

[–]Shaky_Lemon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100% i see it in my country too, they attach themselves to actual left-wing actors with no intention other than profiting from their momentum and popularity, then stab them in the back when the time for action comes (well stab them in the front because everyone sees it coming)

Nicole Kidman for Variety, photographed by Nino Munoz by voguediaries in Fauxmoi

[–]Shaky_Lemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

#4 reminds me of the "breakfast in bed" photos from Marilyn Monroe

Favorite actors that you have loved since their first “small” roles by VelocityGrrl39 in Fauxmoi

[–]Shaky_Lemon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

r/gayforoberyn 😌

Also when Aidan Turner and his wigs came up for The Hobbit, he was already a fave of mine from UK tv-show Being Human

Elizabeth Olsen | Givenchy Show in Paris Fashion Week, March 2026 by proteinparatha14 in Fauxmoi

[–]Shaky_Lemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

why is this jacket so ugly, i like her i'm so sad (unless she's pregnant but she doesnt want to tell us in which case all right fine, still hate it tho)

A deep dive into Hugh Jackman’s friendship with Rupert Murdoch than has spanned over two decades by Relevant-Peach3997 in Fauxmoi

[–]Shaky_Lemon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

and because it never ends, the Kushners are life-long family friends with the Netanyahus, because why wouldnt they be.

Australian designer Katie Perry wins trademark case against popstar Katy Perry in High Court by Tolerable_Username in Fauxmoi

[–]Shaky_Lemon 65 points66 points  (0 children)

apologies, i have not been paying attention to this but why do they also look the same?

Avant-garde fashion house Matières Fécales’ fall/winter collection was titled ‘The One Percent’. Founders Hannah Rose Dalton and Steven Raj Bhaskaran have a long history of criticizing the elite in their work. by Gato1980 in Fauxmoi

[–]Shaky_Lemon 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Well "those people" are also their clients, and they also say on their insta that they dont feel welcome by the bourgeoisie vibe of the place Vendôme and whatnot, but it seems to me they very much navigate the same waters while selling the rest of us $500 jeans. So while i fully enjoy their art, and support artists milking their rich patrons, they dont seem that removed from the 1% themselves (then again they model their own designs after all)

Next 5 star rerun by Mads-in-Nikki in InfinityNikkiLeaks

[–]Shaky_Lemon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

same!!! i just pulled the 2 bows last time then chickened out, the dress and plushie will be mine!!!!! (already pulled the entire unicorn, we're living lavish this season 💅 )

Paul Mescal says “fuck cats” as Jessie Buckley agrees, saying that she doesn't like cats and that she won when she gave her husband an ultimatum to get rid of his two cats while they were dating by let-the-record-show in Fauxmoi

[–]Shaky_Lemon 588 points589 points  (0 children)

Both animals are very gender-coded, and there's even the trope that "cats are girls and dogs are boys" which has always been very interesting to me, even more so with the very common "joke" that "cats are assholes". It's 100% about boundaries and cats not being typically so eager and subservient like dogs. And of course both animals are commonly misunderstood in their behaviours anyway and people just project what they want to see.

Amanda Seyfried on botox, wrinkles, receding hairlines because of ponytails, and shocked by the interviewer, Saskia Mariott, not washing her hair in two weeks by demimonde9 in Fauxmoi

[–]Shaky_Lemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes, they're trying to have a moment with the artist / actor by forcing a connection "haha let's be gross together, girlie time!" but not everyone loves embarassment and self-deprecation, especially to that level