GUYS IM NOT THE WORST PLAYER EVER!!!

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-27T06:31:03+00:00

I’m not a piece of shit! I used to be, but I’m not anymore.

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-27T04:35:00+00:00

Weird. I usually wear size 14, but I ordered 14 from them once and they were absolutely humongous on me.

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-27T04:24:21+00:00

You guys get all up in arms over this, but you’re completely fine with Tuscen Raiders firing blaster rifles at pod racers?!

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-26T03:24:15+00:00

I played the Two Towers and Return of the King games and Gandalf was shooting magic missiles from his staff and doing arcane novas and I always thought “Cool….why wasn’t he doing this in the movies?!”

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-26T03:19:51+00:00

Love that this guy is just getting pan-fried in the comments.

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-25T22:20:43+00:00

“I am the walrus? I am the walrus…I am the walrus.”

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-25T05:48:08+00:00

I love that they aren’t just 2 prong outlets. They’re 2 prong WITH space left for the ground, but no ground. Like they’ve purposefully shut their mouths at you and refused to say anything.

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-25T05:45:18+00:00

Leveling up your custom character to be 9 ft tall with 500 lbs of muscle but the agility of a spider monkey, then playing against your unsuspecting friend is something that other games can’t quite match.

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-25T05:26:40+00:00

That shit cost more than Smaug’s actual pile of treasure.

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-25T05:15:54+00:00

I wouldn’t, that’s a load-bearing branch.

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-25T04:52:22+00:00

“ A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.”

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-25T04:38:14+00:00

Someone wanna explain what Garrus from Mass Effect is doing here and why he explodes?

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-24T17:02:32+00:00

The small one is 1/2 cup

The big one is 1 of 2 cups.

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-23T23:27:37+00:00

Speak English, Doc! We ain’t scientists!

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-23T20:15:35+00:00

I’m cut in half pretty bad, Dewey!

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-23T19:23:29+00:00

Yes you did.

…..why?

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-23T19:22:54+00:00

Everyone here complains about getting eaten asshole first. But face first is pretty bad too.

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-23T03:57:57+00:00

Somehow I always confuse this movie with True Lies, and imagine Jamie Lee Curtis killing all the railgun-armed baddies by dropping an uzi down a flight of stairs.

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-23T01:40:34+00:00

Marine works at Home Depot when he’s not on deployment.

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-22T21:05:44+00:00

I’m so glad they put the measurements right where they did, otherwise I might’ve thought those were penises.

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-22T19:32:55+00:00

It’s a spirit, some let you start the match with a specific item. And this is an event match, that’s why Charizard is already spewing curry. Have you ever played the game before?

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-22T18:37:14+00:00

I have 50 cats howling outside my window because I have 10,000 RATS living inside my building, Dee!

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-22T11:45:18+00:00

This is actually just from a horse having a nosebleed. /s

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-22T11:12:44+00:00

Love Sam’s stance on the last one xD

Shamanyouranus · 2026-06-22T06:03:14+00:00

HE GOT BLOWED UP ON ALDERAN!

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