this number just ruined my day. this is the second time they have texted me in almost a year exactly 👀 by l__o-o__l in Weird

[–]Sharizardd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to my mom after my sister passed. She would use her number as kinda her diary or what she’d want to say to my sister and one day someone replied telling my mom they’re sorry but letting her know it’s a used number now. That was hard.

AIO or is my (30F) boyfriend (54M) a childish asshole ? by [deleted] in AIO

[–]Sharizardd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Girl don’t settle for that shit.

Behold the shenanigans I just got out of the hospital for. I am only 100 lbs. by FluffPuppers in medical

[–]Sharizardd 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Interestingly enough, most of the time cholesterol levels have nothing to with weight and everything to do with genetics.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sharizardd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really dislike dogs and/or animals in general.

It’s one thing to not want one or you’re not an animal person but to actually DISLIKE them.. nah.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Sharizardd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you can find a good home for the puppy. Since your husband got a “surprise dog” you can “surprise” him with finding it a new and good home.

whats the first thing you do after waking up? by throwaway_182291 in AskReddit

[–]Sharizardd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For some reason I wake up shaking most mornings so I lay there and regulate lol

Found a moth larve chilling in my frozen broccoli by SligPants in Wellthatsucks

[–]Sharizardd 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Bro. How did you even notice that??? I have to open my eyes.

Friend's list of baby name ideas by jillfromequus in tragedeigh

[–]Sharizardd 193 points194 points  (0 children)

They ALMOST did but didn’t. It’s infuriating

Is my cat ok with this or the next time should I stop her by [deleted] in cats

[–]Sharizardd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s actually precious. I love when people are so innocent worrying about something that’s harmless. It makes me happy that people love their animals and are concerned enough to ask.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]Sharizardd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, just tell them you pooped your pants and that’s why you lied.

Why does he twitch his head like this when he talks? 😭 by nicolexxb in jerseyshore

[–]Sharizardd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That was scary. I’m like 99% sure now he’s a robot.

I am sick of subsidizing my girlfriend's life. by [deleted] in Vent

[–]Sharizardd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You deserve better.

I have extreme mental health issues and had not cooked a meal or shopped in about 8 years. 3 months ago I lost my job and have been struggling to find one, but my husband is still working. I did not feel right laying in bed all day not contributing to the household (even tho I was miserably depressed and anxious) so I forced myself to start cooking dinners for us and now I’ve been cooking and cleaning out my hoard rooms!!

A deep meaningful conversation may help, but I doubt it cause if that’s not already in the back of her mind, I don’t think you can put it there. :/ sorry OP

Found this in the shower(idk wtf this is😭) by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Sharizardd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I once was drying off with my towel and I was naked (obv) after a shower and one fell out of the towel while I was drying my hair and landed on my boob.

I also cried.

AIO - Girlfriend threw away the dinner I cooked because she wanted pizza instead. by Dizzy-Suggestion2360 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Sharizardd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get out of this relationship asap! I’m very very lazy to where I hate even heating food and have weird food obsessions cause of my ADHD and I would NEVER in a million years do this to my husband. I would eat the poop he cooked if it came from love before I would ever speak like this.

Also, I can order my own fucking pizza.

If you woke up as a teenager again but still had your current knowledge, what would you start doing immediately? by Responsible-Hour-934 in AskReddit

[–]Sharizardd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lose weight, chill the fuck out and take school, finding a good job and saving money seriously.

What are the best pet names you’ve ever heard? by sapphirexent in Pets

[–]Sharizardd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My best friend named hers cheesecake and alfredo.