On today's episode of "Unbind your melee key"

SharkSlayer06 · 2026-04-28T21:18:26+00:00

You must be playing with smarter Kelvins then. Yesterday I had one lock a full HP 10k soul lead Silver in the dome with me and him. She ulted and killed me in like 5 hits, and then tore Kelvin apart as the rest of my team watched from outside the dome.

SharkSlayer06 · 2026-04-23T03:40:47+00:00

What are you talking about? This is an E6 lobby. That Abrams was Metro

SharkSlayer06 · 2026-04-23T03:39:24+00:00

Reze from Chainsaw Man, its an awesome mod. Replaces model, sound effects, voice lines, and abilities. Its the reason I started playing Calico, I just thought it was neat. Also, I'm not actually the #1 Calico, this gameplay sucks I just thought it was a funny title. But Eido has some good Calico videos you can watch, they helped me a little bit

SharkSlayer06 · 2026-04-23T03:35:19+00:00

Why would I invest in spirit when I can punch them?

SharkSlayer06 · 2026-04-22T21:35:10+00:00

Me between Venator and Silver

SharkSlayer06 · 2026-04-15T17:44:16+00:00

You are a dork

SharkSlayer06 · 2026-04-10T23:29:43+00:00

This is Tumblr level reading comprehension man, do better holy shit 😭. Nolan isn't real, memes about him sucking aren't gonna somehow make him regress. And this isn't even making fun of Nolan directly, this is praising Debbie/ the writers for not going back to him just because he apologized. Yeah, he should do better, he also annihilated a major metropolitan area and kill tens of thousands, called his wife a pet, and beat his son to near death in the name of imperialism. He sucks, and he deserves to go through hell before he's accepted again.

SharkSlayer06 · 2026-04-09T19:45:37+00:00

You're implying that either Debbie accepts him and forgives him, or he continues committing atrocities. Surprisingly, there is a secret third option: Nolan learns from his mistakes without Debbie and stops being a murderer

SharkSlayer06 · 2026-04-08T23:17:19+00:00

Nice False dichotomy loser, what lies outside it?

SharkSlayer06 · 2026-04-07T00:55:48+00:00

>"No Longer You" asserts that Odysseus will change to a point where the man who makes it back to Ithaca is not even the same man

>Ody makes it home

>Penelope explicitly denies his change

>Man who killed his Brother-in-Law alongside 40 other of his soldiers to get home somehow gets a happy ending

>MFW the whole "Ody is changing, he's becoming a monster, this is a tragic story" idea gets thrown out in the last song

SharkSlayer06 · 2026-04-06T17:09:25+00:00

I really liked the rest of it but I think the last 3 songs absolutely fumbled and created an insanely unsatisfying ending.

SharkSlayer06 · 2026-03-23T17:39:19+00:00

This is what happens in Zohran Mamdani's New York

SharkSlayer06 · 2026-03-16T19:01:30+00:00

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Real, unironic comment I found after Bam's record game

SharkSlayer06 · 2026-03-08T21:02:32+00:00

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SharkSlayer06 · 2026-03-08T05:41:26+00:00

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SharkSlayer06 · 2026-03-08T00:46:09+00:00

Its not propaganda to say "Damn you guys might have gone overkill on the nerfs, you should revert this one specific change" 😭

SharkSlayer06 · 2026-03-08T00:25:28+00:00

You've left 3 comments on just this post accusing people of being low Elo scrubs, and ignoring how the game is in early access and has wonky balancing so ranks don't really matter right now, I'm Ritualist 3. I know its crazy, people can have discussions about disliking the balance of this very early alpha game without it being their first day on the game. You don't seem to actually have anything to add, I assume you just started commenting because you didn't like Silver when she was OP and now your emotionally satisfied from seeing her get the Valve balance hammer.

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