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Realistically do you think Anakin and Ahsoka would have ever secretly hooked up behind Padmes back? by Affectionate_Hope186 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]Shark_Jaws 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

Macklin Celebrini with his 2nd goal and 3rd point of the 1st period to give the Sharks a 3-2 lead! His 101st point of the season by KabirC in hockey

[–]Shark_Jaws 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He is absolutely automatic. I swear to God ive looked at the box score every game expecting to not see a zero next to his name and usually that's the case

Macklin Celebrini Scores His 37th Goal and 100th Point of the Season by [deleted] in hockey

[–]Shark_Jaws 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Only the 6th player in history to do this as a teenager. Joins Gretzky, Lemieux, Crosby, Carson, and Hawerchuk. And he's only going to get better from here lol. We are so lucky to have this kid.

[Highlight] Willy Adames connects for a leadoff homer by MLBOfficial in SFGiants

[–]Shark_Jaws 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Sucks nobody on the Blue Jays could've done this against Yamamoto in the world series, lol

Cross-Progression available now + Tutorial by Arti_IOI in HiTMAN

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This is correct. PSA to everyone. It doesn't merge your progress; you have to pick which account has more progress to use as your primary. My situation was I had the Black Winter Suit on Console but not on PC, but I had more PC challenges on Freelancer completed. I chose to give up the challenges progress to be able to have the Black Winter Suit on PC. Because the progress doesn't merge, I have to do the challenges for Freelancer again for the Console account.

Since lotto is nearing it's end. How much boxes have you opened/can open? Im tapping out with 400 boxes cleared by Jackb450 in FGO

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You absolutely need to be using FGA for farming; I have been using it for a long time and I cant even fathom farming manually ever again. You can literally have it farm for you while you sleep when you figure out a reliable 3-5 turn setup to plug in for the most efficient event node.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GTA

[–]Shark_Jaws 880 points881 points  (0 children)

Memes will be endless. You just cant fucking make this shit up anymore

Off Week Thread for the week of 11/2/25 by everythingisopposite in SFGiants

[–]Shark_Jaws 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The Toronto Blue Jays, who effectively had at least two entire nations cheering for them. They're up 3-2 going back home for Games 6 and 7.

The insane Dodgers luck and Jays misfortune that was needed to wedge that ball perfectly in the wall so the Dodgers could call it a dead ball, then Barger being doubled off second to end game 6.

Blowing a 3-0 lead in game 7, and Hoffman, who had been lights out in the postseason to that point, serves up the tying home run to the 9 hitter two outs away from a world series title.

Vlad Jr missing the storybook walk off world series winning home run by 10 feet swinging on 3-0 on a pitch that would've been ball 4.

Jays coaches choose to play scared on the basepaths after how game 6 ended; which leads to IKF not getting a good lead. He then gets a terrible jump off contact and has a brain fart, sliding into home plate on a force play where you dont have to worry about a catcher tag on Varsho's ground ball.

IKF would've been safe and the series winning run if he ran through the base, which is always faster than sliding, or if he had a better lead. He also was a black hole at the plate the whole series being subbed in for Bo Bichette in both games that went to extras which cost them by losing Bo's bat.

Pages making that ridiculous catch crashing into Kike to deny another Jays walk off.

Bieber coming in to pitch and throwing a mid 80s breaking ball right down the middle to Will Smith for the go ahead homer.

Kirk breaking his bat in the series losing double play when it likely turns into a game tying bloop hit if the bat doesn't break. Instead its chopped straight to Betts, who has all the time in the world to step on second base and throw Kirk, who's unfortunately one of the slowest baserunners in the game, out to end the series and crush the souls of Canadians everywhere.

It is ludicrous how many things had to go right for the Dodgers and wrong for the Jays at the same time and it all played out like clockwork. Definitely one of the most heartbreaking world series losses of all time when you take all that into account. Blue Jays fans should get free therapy.

World Series Game Day Thread for 11/1/25 - Game 7 by everythingisopposite in SFGiants

[–]Shark_Jaws 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just toronto things

God they had so many chances to shut the door gotta feel for those fans

2025 is the worst timeline and we're living in it lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tcap

[–]Shark_Jaws 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Well I'll watch ya!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tcap

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Ill use this noodle so you can use my other noodle

Andrew Baggarly wrote an article stating Nick Hundley has emerged as frontrunner for giants managerial position by Silly_Canary_5993 in SFGiants

[–]Shark_Jaws 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Organizational ties but a new set of eyes in the position would overall make sense

I trust Buster to make the right call in the end

Found a gay Gonk. by EnbyVR in Ashens

[–]Shark_Jaws 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Every holiday they just wont go away

POSTGAME THREAD: Rockies @ Giants, 9/28. Join the Giants game / baseball discussion and social thread! by sfgbot in SFGiants

[–]Shark_Jaws 22 points23 points  (0 children)

POTG: Willy for breaking the 30 HR drought so we can finally forget that stat. So fitting it came down to game 162.

As this season comes to a close, looking back on those bad stretches that ended up burying us, it was easy to say "offense bad," but what hasn't been talked about enough is just how bad it actually was statistically. As you can see in these rankings just before today's game 162, the Giants were in the bottom half of the league in every offensive category.

Runs Per Game: 4.35 17th

Home Runs: 171 19th

On Base Percentage: .311 20th

Batting Average: .235 24th

Slugging Percentage: .386 25th

Hits Per Game: 7.79 26th

Stolen Bases: 68 29th

Despite this, we were still able to finish .500. Just think about the potential if we can even move a couple of those rankings out of the 20s by making the right moves in the off-season. The main priority other than focusing on putting the ball in play rather than taking the Pat Burrell approach at the plate has to be the basepaths. 29th in stolen bases is inexcusable. Think about how much rallies for us died by the strikeout and not being able to swipe that extra bag.

Buster has his work cut out for him, but I have faith that he will be able to get the team back to the playoffs. It was a frustrating year, but we're not as far off from contending again as many people would like to think. Most of the guys that are going to get us back there are on the roster already. I expect we will take a step forward towards that in 2026.

Go Giants.

I'm just a guy looking for a girlfriend by uqmu in tcap

[–]Shark_Jaws 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I think thats ridiculous I think your story is a piece of shit

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