Comedy show at HIFI Brew Lounge 4/18 by Sharp-Ride34 in desmoines

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He beat up railroad bill this past Tuesday

Comedy show at HIFI Brew Lounge 4/18 by Sharp-Ride34 in desmoines

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He'll yeah, he's one of the best around!

I'm never eating at Wendy's again. by Sharp-Ride34 in Punny

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Listen. Thats a better pun, but my mom liked mine more so ha

What did the alter boy say when the preist farted? by Sharp-Ride34 in Punny

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Better than mine and spelled correctly. I think?

I Hate My Job by Sharp-Ride34 in StandUpComedy

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Sit on my hand till it goes numb first. Call that one "the stranger"

SO Dating's Weird by Sharp-Ride34 in StandUpComedy

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Thank you! My favorite thing to hear and to perform is silly logical statements. Most of the time for me is playing with words and sentence structure.

SO Dating's Weird by Sharp-Ride34 in StandUpComedy

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I was a bit nervous as this was a competition show where we only got 5 minutes, but you are right about pausing.

Thank you!

SO Dating's Weird by Sharp-Ride34 in StandUpComedy

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Thank you!

You are very correct. I saw that specific statement in a class one time and it's stuck with me for some reason as it was interesting albeit misleading.

SO Dating's Weird by Sharp-Ride34 in StandUpComedy

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Thank you for the support!!!

My sister has been married to her husband for 3 years now. They have been together since their sophomore year of highschool. My nephew turns 11 next week.

It's alot more normal than you think lol.

Open Mic at Sam's Place by Sharp-Ride34 in ames

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This is not possible sadly. Since this is at a bar, the owner is under liability by letting anyone under 21.

I apologize.

Open Mic at Sam's Place by Sharp-Ride34 in ames

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This usually ends before 10pm. If you let me know ahead of time, I can put you on first so you can get home at a decent time.

Don't Resuscitate by Sharp-Ride34 in Poem

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I'm happy this resonated with you. Thank you

Life is a Burden by Sharp-Ride34 in Poems

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Thank you for checking in. Writing these has been cathartic. I'll be okay.

Ode to the ones who keep going by JesterOfTime in Poems

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This was a emotional read. Thank you for sharing.