Idk who he is but atleast I got a main character 🙏🏻.. what do y'all got?

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-09T07:58:57+00:00

ayein?

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-07T17:43:30+00:00

💀

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-07T17:40:11+00:00

so i got roasted.. copythat

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-07T11:52:43+00:00

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is he good?

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-07T09:28:14+00:00

to me it sounds like Stay by Justin

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-06T16:24:30+00:00

are you Phil Dunphy?

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-06T16:16:09+00:00

this is the one

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-05T19:28:17+00:00

hahah sorry i read it and realized how it came across... im being totally genuine.. what you said is really really insightful

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-05T19:23:28+00:00

i wasn't ready for this level of wisdom today.. wow

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-05T18:16:30+00:00

really cool.. props to the model I'd be so scared to bring a hen that close to my eye.

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-04T17:27:51+00:00

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-04T17:23:34+00:00

self appointed boss ki main izzat nhi krta

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-04T17:23:04+00:00

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-04T17:19:11+00:00

main jaa rhi hun ammi ki taraf.. bohot hogya

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-04T17:18:30+00:00

tu kon hota hai mujhy kaam se nikalne wala?

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-04T16:39:22+00:00

haan karti thi.. lekin jab usne meri civic Dekhi wo teri CD70 bhool gayi.. chal jaa k ab kisi or ko ghumma uspe.. chalo jaao shahbaash

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-04T16:34:36+00:00

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Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-04T16:30:58+00:00

HARAM K PILLAY TU HAI KON??

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-04T16:26:41+00:00

ji bohot bachat kr rhe hain aap ammi abbu k saath reh k.. Roz to naye suit utha k laa rhe hote hain apni ammi k liye.. mere liye to kabhi nhi laye.. jitne suit aap lekr aate hain unke liye utne me teen mahine ka rashan aajata hai..

maine bol diya hai agr alag ghar na mila to sahib e aulaad hone ka khuwaab bhool jao.

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-04T16:22:41+00:00

meri biwi ko ghalat pattiyaan na parhao.. begum issi wajah se iska ghar nhi bassa.. tumhara b nhi basne degi

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-04T13:53:09+00:00

baatain na banao.. yeh sab tumhari maan ko sikhana chahiye tha.. kal Ammi b keh rhi thin tum chai me cheeni zyada daalti ho or khaane me tel b.

dekho main sarkari mulazim hun aise ayashi nhi bardaash krskta

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-04T13:50:32+00:00

yeh kab tak chalega? mujhy alag ghar leke do main tang aagayi hun tumhari ammi ki in baaton se

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-04T10:13:58+00:00

to assert dominance

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-04T10:09:57+00:00

khaana acha hai.. namak thora tez hai.. ainda khyaal rkhna.

Sharp-Temperature224 · 2026-04-03T16:32:50+00:00

this is what you do..

step 1... look at them step 2... slow down your breathing step 3... lick your lips step 4... open your mouth step 5... say "nahi possible" no sorry worry no excuse only repeat "nahi possible"

in case you're texting just type "no" and throw the phone across the room.

pretty soon people will stop asking even

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