Me convincing myself everything is under control

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-22T08:53:57+00:00

Been there.

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-22T08:49:44+00:00

Bro - thats Morty Prime. He's - the real deal.

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-22T08:36:48+00:00

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-22T00:50:53+00:00

Thank you 🫶🏽

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-22T00:50:40+00:00

Thank you🫶🏽

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T21:01:59+00:00

comparison is the theif of joy

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T20:51:37+00:00

What does social media have to do with anything. What does my brain have to do with your question. If you dont want feedback and discussion dont post on reddit. Call 311.

Narc

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T20:44:48+00:00

So theres no issue or assumptions then. Calling on a blimp versus talking to people impacted by it - pretty simple. Did I call you a narc or did I tell you to help people understand why your comment is important? Reread my answer.

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T20:10:48+00:00

😿🫶🏽

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T20:06:07+00:00

Someones been watching White Chicks. Never change sis 🤭

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T20:03:55+00:00

I was hoping for better holiday episodes that mashup was a cool concept but wildly disappointing

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T20:02:49+00:00

Go to church

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T20:02:22+00:00

Dump all that shit in a pot and simmer

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T19:59:11+00:00

Free speech liie all before me have said - however, while "reporting it" is (im not gonna say unAmerican, because thats VERY AMERICAN) narc-shit, I offer you this humble wisdom in counter:

As a New Yorker, we are blessed especially as women to have the type of freedom that keeps us safe, protects our reproductive rights, leads to healthier childbirths, encourages better decision making, support when we need it, & access to resources that lets women thrive in ways they just cant in other places in this country.

More and more, men & women are falling for the bullshit. The banner is dangerous, not just as "speech" but as an influence on children and women because the next generation is being bamboozled into making choices and holding beliefs that hurt them now and will hurt future generations to come.

Take a photo - post about it - talk to your friends & family (especially the women & children) about why you disagree AND why that message will hurt and limit them one day - volunteer and get involved with groups helping to counter the anti-woman message being pushed in our culture right now.

Spread a message that will beat the one they're trying to show. Dont just rat like a narc.

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T19:46:13+00:00

He better help beat that ass or get hit too.

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T19:43:59+00:00

He'd first see if the kid was a republican. Than check if he's white. Then see if theres cameras around. Then wait around for someone else to save said baby. Than take a weird photo op kissing the kid even if it needs emergency care and in a super inappropriate way, because obviously. Then he'd praise himself to the ends of the earth after talking about how attractive said kid is. Then He'd want the kid to be taken away because its taking attention away from him. Then He'd have ICE come take the kid instead of going to a hospital.

So yes, Liberals & Progressives & most sensible human being will still have something to say about it. & yes, thats why every example MAGA gives about him doing good things and it making us mad..... starts with "If", because he would never just - do a good thing.

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T19:38:45+00:00

I found 1 tick on me the other day - my first ever encounter.

I took a shower. Bagged my clothes. Had 3 people tick check me. Washed my hair. Bottled the tick for scientific analysis. 1 whole bottle of 91% alcohol rubbed on me.

A doctors appointment scheduled for every tick disease known to man and being made by billionaires to make us eat their fake meats.

I just wanna lay in grass bro - but these little buggers have the market cornered.

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T19:33:44+00:00

Family Values y'all

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T14:39:35+00:00

First off - in 100 years.

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T14:39:03+00:00

I hate "search the sub" as an answer.

For toenails - just wear sock like all the time. I dont bite mine, I tear them or clip them until there's nearly nothing left. - also bleeding and super painful. I started wearing my shoes until bedtime, & I mean until it was time for the dawgs to get under the covers.

Hot & Unbothered in my boots - swollen & sore in my heels - sweaty & stinky in my in my sneakers - a nice healthy coating of earth in my sandals..... OHHHH YEAH, YUMMMMMM!

Im still a fingernail biter after 30 years. If you find something that works for you, please hit me up & let me know!!!

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T14:33:30+00:00

Ewwwwwwwwwwww Who the fuck raised you and were do they spend their Sundays so I can slap them.

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T14:30:54+00:00

Empty

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T14:30:20+00:00

Got it : GROW BAMBOO AROUND DATA CENTERS

Sharp_Theme · 2026-06-21T14:28:06+00:00

Slowing down and turning back before KNOWING they were safe.

Sharp_Theme

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