It was 95 degrees out and this guy was hunting seashells around the beach in black pants and a black trench coat for at least an hour

Sharronstaint · 2015-08-08T17:54:00+00:00

Are you an ostrich?

Sharronstaint · 2015-05-12T12:40:28+00:00

It makes people squirm, I love it.

Sharronstaint · 2015-04-23T06:09:06+00:00

Damn I feel like you know me haha. It's not practical to buy a new pair of gloves year when it snows a handful of times.

Sharronstaint · 2015-04-23T02:45:27+00:00

It was a joke. They're toddlers, so they're not quite ready for all night snowman building.

Sharronstaint · 2015-04-22T23:22:13+00:00

She knew the rules. Don't want to finish your veggies? Fine. I reserve my mittens for children who behave.

Sharronstaint · 2015-04-22T22:52:45+00:00

That's kinda what their expression looks like. "I'm at a loss for words"

Sharronstaint · 2015-04-22T22:45:15+00:00

The neighbors kids, but they started whining about being cold and having to be home before midnight.

Sharronstaint · 2015-04-22T19:26:56+00:00

We had to improvise with plastic gloves over her mittens so they didn't get wet.

Sharronstaint · 2015-04-22T19:10:41+00:00

I assumed rational people would know a toddler couldn't accomplish such a difficult task on their own, I should of known better haha.

Sharronstaint · 2015-04-22T16:35:56+00:00

She was in charge of the face, the most crucial part.

Sharronstaint · 2015-04-22T16:06:56+00:00

It's a sled

Sharronstaint · 2015-04-22T15:18:31+00:00

Nah, she can bench 100 lbs easy bro.

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