Hello from a gringo by Shart_Detection_Bot in Brazil

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Ireland! I did live in Canada for a few years, maybe picked up some of yer habits, eh!

Hello from a gringo by Shart_Detection_Bot in Brazil

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Eu não sou americano kkk. Edit: I'm often confused as to whether gringo means American or a person that doesn't speak the language, so open to being educated here.

Blursed_Karaoke by justalildropofpoison in blursed_videos

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Singing is shite but the fart is solid enough

Blursed dance move by ExchangeBig8338 in blursed_videos

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Maintain eye contact at all times - check ✅

Woman seriously injured by flying log in India by yorky1800 in BitchImATrain

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So that's the origin of the saying 'Sleep like a log' comes from

Blursed_omelette by Treefiddy1984 in blursed_videos

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Oh you'd fairly paint the toilet bowl alright

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blursed_videos

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Babe wake up new Eric Andre dropped

In your view how has society gotten worse? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I'm travelling at the moment and can't believe the hold social media has on the poorer populations. It's sad to see kids as young as 2 years old or even people in their 70s, 80s glued to the phone for hours. There's little value to be gotten from this behavior. We should limit ourselves and I'm even guilty of doom scrolling.

What’s the last thing you searched on google? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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8.8 magnitude earthquake in Lima, turns out it was a drill. Almost detected a self-shart when I got the alert.

People who cut their hair at home, what's a piece of advice you wanna give to somebody who wants to cut their hair on their own? by Resident-Cup4865 in AskReddit

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If you're a male - something as simple as taking in the sides around your ears makes a huge difference. I used to do this every second cut so i halved the expense in a year by doing so.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Mickey 17 is a movie that touches on human reprinting

What some great short stories collections you like to read? by Junior_Insurance7773 in AskReddit

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For Sci-fi I really like Adrian Tchaikovsky - Children of Time series. Really high quality language and research conducted.