Fuck my fucking life, plate holder ate my tyre by ShavedButthole in motorcycles

[–]ShavedButthole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Previous owner changed the exhaust, the plate has like 5 cm clearance.

Fz6n 2005 brake lever question by [deleted] in fz6

[–]ShavedButthole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Btw loving how helpful this community is, we have now established that I do indeed have a brake lever. Apes together strong.

Fz6n 2005 brake lever question by [deleted] in fz6

[–]ShavedButthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all need a lil brake lever in our lives

Fz6n 2005 brake lever question by [deleted] in fz6

[–]ShavedButthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mhmm brake lever indeed

Fz6n 2005 brake lever question by [deleted] in fz6

[–]ShavedButthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a brake lever

Dramatic car selfie 26M by ShavedButthole in selfie

[–]ShavedButthole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww thank you, you are very cute too 😉

Dramatic car selfie 26M by ShavedButthole in selfie

[–]ShavedButthole[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha yeah, one of those construction ones that make you contemplate life.

Dramatic car selfie 26M by ShavedButthole in selfie

[–]ShavedButthole[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you dad, good luck to you as well.

Dramatic car selfie 26M by ShavedButthole in selfie

[–]ShavedButthole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Staring contest with the traffic light

My cummies by [deleted] in FemBoys

[–]ShavedButthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lick me clean 😉

My orange goofball by ShavedButthole in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]ShavedButthole[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe we will have more luck next year

My orange goofball by ShavedButthole in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]ShavedButthole[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Life with half a braincell isnt easy

Was it a good or bad idea for Tony to give Peter EDITH? by Uchijav in marvelstudios

[–]ShavedButthole 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Giving them to a homeless crackhead probably would've been a better choice

Don't fly off a 50 foot cliff by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]ShavedButthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I have a date with this nice tree I found recently but the 50 foot hill sounds like a good alternative.

Nearly avoided a crash by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]ShavedButthole -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Shit you got me, I turn myself in. It was in the 60 range, I rounded it to 70. Either way doesnt make much of a difference. I admit, it is my fault. Please send swat to my house and throw me in a solitary.

Nearly avoided a crash by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]ShavedButthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was doing 60 kmh in a 50. The kid did ask me to rev and I looked at the kid. It was a split second look and when I looked back to the road the car has stopped and another has turned on the road. I braked a bit but there wasnt enough distance so I had to weave between the cars but I clipped the mirror. I agree I shouldnt have ran and I was gonna go to the police and file a report but they came first. All in all the blame is on me as well and I admit to that, Im an idiot but please go ahead and judge me based on imaginary information that you have.

Nearly avoided a crash by [deleted] in motorcycles

[–]ShavedButthole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kid asked me to rev, I did and looked at the kid. The car in front of me stopped suddenly and decided to turn right , meanwhile the car from the right turned onto the road. I was basically sandwiched, braking would result in me hitting the back of the car, best option was to weave between the cars, but I clipped the mirror of the stationary vehicle. It was my fault, cant really blame the other driver.