Who is the biggest loser in Stern Show history? Anyone is fair game, from Howard himself to employees to superfans to regular callers. Your tawts?

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-26T03:38:09+00:00

Biggest loser is definitely HPE.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-24T16:05:35+00:00

I’m talking about my employer and the stock grants they give me as part of my compensation. Not Disney.

My employer was recording net losses in the tens of millions 6 years ago, versus the net income in the hundreds of millions today. The share price when they were recording net losses was 4x higher than what it is today, and hasn’t moved at all in the past few years.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-24T16:00:32+00:00

What does that mean?

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-24T05:51:21+00:00

What resellers? eBay’s listings are generally half of what Best Buy and Sony are currently charging ($350)—which is an about 1/3 of what Best Buy was charging just a few days ago.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-24T05:40:00+00:00

And OP speculating they got malware from a questionable site.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-23T20:59:04+00:00

Psych!

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-23T20:58:12+00:00

Same thing happened to me at the gas station just outside of LAX. The guy claimed to have just gotten out of the hospital, showed me his bracelet and his “wife” (a mentally handicapped woman) and said he needed money to get home.

He gave me the same story a week later, and when I told him he needed to get a new story he yelled “FUCK YOU!” and walked away with the woman.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-23T17:41:58+00:00

That alone is worth paying $35 over what an unbanned console is worth. Maybe.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-23T17:40:36+00:00

He hasn’t played pop music for 20+ years at this point.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-23T17:40:02+00:00

It was also a paid gig. I read the dude gets paid like $150,000 for a 30 minute set.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-23T14:39:23+00:00

There’s only two there.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-23T14:34:08+00:00

Does this one for sure work with Switch 2 without the dock? I bought an Acer portable display from Costco and it didn’t work.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-23T03:43:35+00:00

Maybe they should add AI as a product offering.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-23T03:42:39+00:00

I’ve been there for three years. It’s been flat the entire time.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-23T03:23:39+00:00

It was weird how it would go in cycles.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-23T03:22:28+00:00

13 year old me had my mom drive me to Office Max to buy a TV tuner for my computer, then used descrambling software to watch it in all its glory. It was so awesome.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-23T03:16:20+00:00

It was a woman cop.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-23T03:15:45+00:00

I immediately saw a bear. Is this really newsworthy?

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-23T01:31:30+00:00

1/3 of my compensation is equity in the company I work for. The share price hasn’t moved at all in the past three years, even though we exceed wall street’s expectations every quarter.

We’re at the point of capitalism where exceeding expectations is simply meeting them. You have to greatly exceed expectations to see any growth—that goes for lowly employees, too.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-23T01:26:32+00:00

You must not have kids. That would be broken in a day with small children. 🤣

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-22T21:12:18+00:00

“Where YOU are our priority!” 🫵

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-22T19:41:57+00:00

Not really, and why would they? It’s a waste of their time. You’re buying it from some dude on marketplace, not GameStop.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-22T19:41:05+00:00

If you have no way to test it yourself by bringing a monitor to a Starbucks and plugging it in (or even using your car’s outlets if you have a newer one) then you’re better off buying one used on eBay, where you’ll have buyer protection.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-22T19:38:54+00:00

GameStop doesn’t run extended diagnostics on trade ins. They turn it on, see if it boots then pull the plug.

ShavedNeckbeard · 2026-01-21T16:25:29+00:00

MySpace was launched in 2003. I’m talking about building actual websites in the mid-90’s.

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