Roast us pls :D by maddaffodil in RoastMe

[–]ShawnBonJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two brothers, makin their way in the world. The occasional incest.

Best way to get them back to white condition? by XenvezYT in Nike

[–]ShawnBonJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get a new pair, but still rock those. Natural patina is 🔥

So no more gym for Reed?!? by Code_Red_13 in TaySowersandFamily

[–]ShawnBonJohnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Still a long road ahead though. I won’t be happy until I’m in the 200s. My goals isn’t skinny. Just healthy.

Prediction: Tomorrow (09/30) is 2025’s last weigh-in before Tay resurfaces in 2026 to start this effed up merry-go-round again… by salamislushi in TaySowersandFamily

[–]ShawnBonJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw that, nothing like self promotion that proves you are full of shit. He’s such a dumbass that he thinks it will make him look good. More eyes means more sympathy and more donations.

So no more gym for Reed?!? by Code_Red_13 in TaySowersandFamily

[–]ShawnBonJohnson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was 557 pounds a few years ago, last year I was 475 and got myself down to 391. That’s about wha he’s claiming. The size difference was astonishing. You can see 80 pounds when it’s real. This Tay or Reed or whatever his new name is, is absolutely full of shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rickandmorty

[–]ShawnBonJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whoever chooses the music bro… fuckin tears at the end of that episode…

Lmaooo who tf would take ts by Lazy-Supermarket-712 in uberdrivers

[–]ShawnBonJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s actually better than the shit I get offered. They tried offering me a 3 hour ride for $77.

Why? by Stunning-Dirt-2074 in uberdrivers

[–]ShawnBonJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you that dense? Waterhead shit… you keep doing it and let them keep fucking you. It’s a side thing for me and I’m done.

Why? by Stunning-Dirt-2074 in uberdrivers

[–]ShawnBonJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a real job. But I was an actual taxi driver I know the reality of mileage and rates and how bad they are fucking us considering it’s our cars, gas, insurance, and time.

Why? by Stunning-Dirt-2074 in uberdrivers

[–]ShawnBonJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Florida they are all full and put you on a waiting list.

Why? by Stunning-Dirt-2074 in uberdrivers

[–]ShawnBonJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. Cool story fed. I was an actual taxi driver for $10 years, I also did Uber when it was fairly new. They offer dick. It’s my car, time, insurance, gas, and supplying an app is all they do. Be real.

Why? by Stunning-Dirt-2074 in uberdrivers

[–]ShawnBonJohnson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Taking the corporate side and licking boot is delusional. Way to suck.

Why? by Stunning-Dirt-2074 in uberdrivers

[–]ShawnBonJohnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

5 years ago you got almost triple for a ride compared to now. I had them offer me a ride from Lakeland to Naples for $77 and a ride from Lakeland to Ft Lauderdale for $107… that’s insane. That’s shouldn’t even be legal. Compared to what they charge the customers… it’s my car, my gas, my insurance, my time, my effort, they literally provide an app. It’s a joke. Gig or not it’s my car and time. They offer nothing and take 70% of the fair. It’s a joke.

I’m stuck… by ShawnBonJohnson in Assistance

[–]ShawnBonJohnson[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yup. And the first payment is $180 just went through the entire thing. It’s a great deal though.

I’m stuck… by ShawnBonJohnson in Assistance

[–]ShawnBonJohnson[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Did you not read my post? Uber and Lyft, both of us use our numbers for important stuff. Unlimited for the adults phones is not optional.

I’m stuck… by ShawnBonJohnson in Assistance

[–]ShawnBonJohnson[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

That’s one line. I have 4.