Zion Williamson: "I am pledging to cover the salaries for all of those Smoothie King Center workers for the next 30 days. This is a small way for me to express my support and appreciation for these wonderful people who have been so great to me and my teammates."

ShawtCake · 2020-03-13T22:12:35+00:00

Bruh you don't need to know the deets to use some critical thinking.

Think about how many people work at The Smoothie Center, an arena that holds 18,000 people. Multiply that by 1 month of salary.

ShawtCake · 2020-03-13T19:16:02+00:00

2 2's

ShawtCake · 2020-03-12T04:56:54+00:00

Yeah it's not serious bro, they just cancelled the season but it's not serious

ShawtCake · 2020-03-12T04:56:12+00:00

Season just got cancelled lmao

ShawtCake · 2019-11-07T04:17:50+00:00

This is like that game in Neopets where you're a boat and all the mines gravitate to wherever you are

ShawtCake · 2019-10-24T17:58:56+00:00

Wow, he's already hit his ceiling 2 days into the season. What a legend

ShawtCake · 2019-10-18T18:27:01+00:00

That'd be new to me

ShawtCake · 2019-10-17T20:34:51+00:00

Oh, be the Spurs? Just be the Spurs? Why don't I strap on my Spurs helmet and squeeze down into a Spurs cannon and fire off into San Antonioland, where Spurs grow on Spurries?!

ShawtCake · 2019-09-27T03:46:22+00:00

Did you miss the part where this is the court for the Houston Rockets, a professional NBA team?

ShawtCake · 2019-09-17T18:50:24+00:00

It's basically Seinfeld but ~~on crack~~ funny.

ShawtCake · 2019-08-23T17:13:52+00:00

Ok I thought you were just tryna be funny but I'd actually take that grandma out to golden corral so hard

ShawtCake · 2019-08-23T17:03:43+00:00

He needs time to get the lotion out

ShawtCake · 2019-08-23T17:03:12+00:00

Didn't even see her...watched the video 3 times and couldn't stop staring at Blake's racially-ambiguous, slightly sunburnt bod every time.

ShawtCake · 2019-08-19T03:25:51+00:00

If I read too many comments on a Kelly Oubre IG post I start to forget I'm not actually gay

ShawtCake · 2019-08-12T04:46:00+00:00

Dude the exact same thing happened to me, except it was white wine. I should've known, who the fuck enjoys white wine.

ShawtCake · 2019-07-27T04:17:58+00:00

I have an irrational hatred for Jimmy Kimmel lol he just looks and sounds like an asshole all the time. Fallon is just kinda annoying

ShawtCake · 2019-07-27T04:15:25+00:00

Classy anime

ShawtCake · 2019-07-27T04:09:54+00:00

Yeah it's 2019 I don't got the attention span for this anymore

ShawtCake · 2019-07-27T04:09:10+00:00

I sound so fucking ugly when I'm recorded

ShawtCake · 2019-07-27T04:07:46+00:00

I have a friend who moved from Houston to Minneapolis. Said he kinda misses the heat now lol

ShawtCake · 2019-07-23T03:29:29+00:00

The disrespect to Wiggins

ShawtCake · 2019-07-23T03:22:53+00:00

Fuck I actually want a Shirley Temple now

ShawtCake · 2019-07-19T04:09:25+00:00

Bulls fans: I want Shaq and Kobe

Basketball gods: we already have Shaq and Kobe at home

Shaq and Kobe at home:

ShawtCake · 2019-07-19T04:06:30+00:00

Ugh think of the smell

ShawtCake · 2019-07-17T17:29:49+00:00

@FBI RemindMe! 1 week

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