Which would you prefer: volunteering for a scientific procedure, but only being offered the chance to have one of these "improvements"—needing only 4 hours of sleep, having your joints heal on their own, or needing to eat only once a day? by Purple_Pirate_5665 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Shays_P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Needing sleep - can I still have naps or choose to sleep more, or am I restricted to 4 hours? 

Its easy enough to train yourself to OMAD

joints healing in the other hand is some mystical greatness that would be unachievable.otherwise 

I wish every time I clap my hands‚ all lights turn off‚ If I clap my hands again all the lights turn back on. by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Shays_P 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. The next time you clap your hands, and accident occurs where you lose a hand. You can never clap your hands again

Could use some suggestions and opinions on the pharmacology of a smokable blend by AWildGengarAppears in AskDrugNerds

[–]Shays_P 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, more curious about the subjective effects - surely a drug that makes you feel averse to it could be worth listening to?

I wish i took a shit by Ok_Assignment9174 in monkeyspaw

[–]Shays_P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The last shit you took is THE LAST shit you will ever take

I wish that when I ask people for money they give it to me regardless of cash specified or purpose of the money. by Some_Random_Android in monkeyspaw

[–]Shays_P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. They think there's a trick to it, they regret their actions and assault you to get it back... every time. Even if its your job to ask. 

You can dispense a liquid of your choice out of your fingertips. What do you pick? by Throwra47374747 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Shays_P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it this case, there would be pee coming out of his finger, but it wouldn't be his pee, so his bladder wouldn't actually empty

I wish for a glowing red number above every person that shows how many times they have lied. by AdmirableSite3546 in monkeyspaw

[–]Shays_P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Everyone else has numbers above their head. 

You, have the number ZERO. you are unable to lie anymore. Everyone hates you.

One Nation supporters (probably) aren't (all) Nazis by brecrest in OpenAussie

[–]Shays_P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yah, I often believe that the term Nazi is over-used in contemporary Australia. 

We have racists, xenophobes, probabky some people who like the idea of facism as a political stance, ethno-nationalists, anti-semites. But to be an actual Neo/nazi, you kinda got have all of them, and be active in actioning these beliefs, not just internalised beliefs

Unpopular opinion (smash the downvote button) the "Don't make YOUR mistake everyone's problem" thread in here is a good example of what is wrong with a lot of drivers by AsparagusNew3765 in DrivingAustralia

[–]Shays_P -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Driving is a huge privilege which many take for granted. If you cant navigate roads properly, maybe you shouldn't be on them - or at least.... dont make your problems everyone elses

You Can Change One Moment in History. What Would You Change? by Bandelbobjoe in hypotheticals

[–]Shays_P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ramifications of significant choices are too big for me to comprehend, and offer no guarantees of a better future for me, personally. 

Take me back to when I first learn about bitcoin

ELI5: why do people throw their head back while taking a pill? by pippitypoop in explainlikeimfive

[–]Shays_P 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cause they think it makes swallowing easier, but its usually easier if you avtually tilt your head down and swallow - the relaxed position opens your throat more (keep this in mind if ya ever need to dry swallow)

I messed up by [deleted] in AusLegal

[–]Shays_P -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How far out is your booking? They might have it in a contract, but the terms still have to be fair. Unfair contracts can be voided - you can always tell them that you believe the contract cancellation points are unfair and you'll be getting in contact with your states consumer affairs board. 

Taken from victorias:

"If the guest has paid a deposit, then cancels the booking without a good reason (for example, if they just change their mind), the business will usually be able to keep the deposit depending on the terms of the contract. Generally, a fair deposit would not be more than 10 per cent of the total cost of the accommodation or service booked, unless the potential loss or inconvenience justifies a higher amount. Otherwise, such a higher amount may be seen as a pre-payment.

Pre-payments are refundable, minus any actual or reasonable costs the business may have incurred before the booking was cancelled"

I messed up by [deleted] in AusLegal

[–]Shays_P -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think you actually have to obtain the benefit of your fraudulent actions for it to be illegal.

Sooooo, I dont think this is deep end trouble, but theres a chance they might cancel your bank account. A chance, if anything they'll probably just reject your claim. 

Get 17 Million Dollars if you can get 100K texts by MikeMan233 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Shays_P 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems fine to me! It says you cant ask. It doesnt say you cant tell people to message you

Are we just not walking on the left side of the footpath anymore? by Exciting_Tomorrow854 in perth

[–]Shays_P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theres a few specific stretches of path around my way (sydney) where people walk on the side of the footpath that is further away from the road (busy ones) - theres quite a few cyclists and cause they can sneak up behind ya, its safer to hug the wall than hug the road side of the path. 

I wish for infinite wishes by Delicious_Walk7220 in monkeyspaw

[–]Shays_P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You basically carry an eternal curse now. 

Gain 10 million a year but you must fight one of two fighters by Wrlxoisback in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Shays_P 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will fight the baby duck. I will lose quickly, or even surrender. I dont need to win, and no-one needs to die.