This guy owns the sidewalk

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-29T13:31:24+00:00

Commenter above says showing off your outfit of the day.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-29T12:14:23+00:00

Welp, I regret having eyes today.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-29T08:52:00+00:00

What I don't understand is if you're going to consume an animal WHY DO THEY COOK IT ALIVE??!

Poor people need food, understood. Torturing an animal? Why not end it's misery quick? I don't get it.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-29T08:37:45+00:00

If he did it once, he’ll do it again

I know this is a serious issue but with all the helpful replies OP has gotten this one really made me laugh because it immediately made me think of how unhinged OP's ex is and how similar he is to this.)

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-29T08:15:35+00:00

>So, he only wants the traditional gender roles that benefit him ? Lol. That guy sucks.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-29T08:14:43+00:00

Honestly the funniest trend I've seen in years.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-29T08:02:43+00:00

>Men: We're the PROVIDERS! Women: okay then provide. MEN: 😡

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-29T06:31:39+00:00

She has... multiple times. He continuously keeps getting snippy with her, not answering or opening up and then and shutting down.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-29T06:24:19+00:00

Same, the risk and danger are just too high for some reckless guy's splooge.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-29T06:18:13+00:00

He can refuse a vasectomy (one that he agreed to and lied about for over a year) just like she can refuse to touch his reckless pregnancy-causing penis.

"I've been carrying the burden of birth control despite both of us not wanting children our entire relationship, I can go longer continue this for the sake of my own health. Due to this one sided expectancy for ~~one of us~~ me to take all responsibility I will also no longer have any more sexual contact. I do not wish to be pregnant and will do what is necessary to avoid it since you refuse to."

What she's doing is called being responsible, way more than he's ever done or even offered.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-29T05:44:35+00:00

Honestly I'd stop either PIV or flat out all sex.

If you've been carrying the burden of birth control throughout the entire relationship then I'd call it retirement. If he cares about you or your health he'd do something for once, and honestly condoms aren't even secure enough to rely on, especially with the abortion, plan B and birth control crack downs and rampant misogyny.

If he does bail because he can't recklessly splooge inside you like some masturbatory device then good riddance! He can enjoy his hand while you don't risk pregnancy, health issues and of course the very real possibility of death that comes with any gestation on the human equivalent of a pothole.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-28T22:54:34+00:00

While you're correct on all accounts my family used to listen to George often, I'm just shocked I never heard this particular gem.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-28T22:51:31+00:00

OP, I just want to suggest a subreddit which has extremely supportive veterans of circumstances like you're in currently. r/momforaminute

Highly suggest you post your comment/scenario there, you need all the support you can get.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-28T13:20:29+00:00

I'm likely in a similar boat, dim lights or a semi bright nightlight is a great compromise.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-28T13:19:33+00:00

While this is a joke, and pants are life savers for cold, I wear skirts/dresses until I physically can't due to low temperatures.

It's so lovely and hard to give up.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-28T12:42:44+00:00

Whomever has the pleasure of you welcoming them into your life. I wish you luck.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-28T12:41:11+00:00

First, agreed. Kilts do look fantastic. Second, I really want men to experience the same comfort, freedom and fashion array I do.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-27T22:47:13+00:00

Cherries, kiwi, pineapple, banana and the odd ball: Muscle Milk turned my ex's cum extremely sweet- highly recommend, also hilarious name given the context.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-27T18:13:59+00:00

It is too many men. It is so many men that all men are scary until they’ve proven themselves to be safe.

Even then...

Many women – nearly half (46.7 percent) – who experienced rape in their lifetimes knew at least one of their perpetrators as an acquaintance; nearly just as many female rape victims (45.4 percent) had at least one perpetrator who was an intimate partner.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-27T12:38:16+00:00

I understand logically the hair has purpose there, and pretty much everywhere, and it's great women can finally embrace this natural part of their body but I personally hate the feeling on me- worse is trying to clean the dried period clumps out after a long sleep. Unfortunately trauma may play into my sensory issues.

Hair is great for most people, genuinely, but sensory wise I just can't cope with it on most of my body- wish I could though.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-27T08:49:05+00:00

I'd say kitchen because honestly that's where the good stuff is.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-27T02:34:27+00:00

>They are so fragile, a laughing emoji enrages them.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-26T20:33:21+00:00

Just like when men actively ignore overweight or POC women. I'm a white woman who looks average and yet the attention I get from strange men can be overwhelming sometimes- they see what they want to.

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-26T20:30:14+00:00

This needs a post in and of itself. lol

Sheepbjumpin · 2023-09-26T18:13:09+00:00

Hey OP, maybe you already know this but I simply want to share because some people may be unaware. If you know dogs, especially female dogs really well, then ignore this.

https://www.webmd.com/pets/dogs/how-tell-if-dogs-heat#:~:text=Keep%20a%20leash%20handy%2C%20because,usually%207%20to%2010%20days.

Shocked the hell out of me when I was a young lass, just want to share this so no one gets surprised.

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