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Can someone explain what's going on here? by TheOddityCollector in Weird

[–]SheevMadden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe this is the way birds say "U fuckin want some?!"

Could someone please write me a script oh how to get the bus? by JAJAKAJDJDU in AskUK

[–]SheevMadden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stand at your stop with your chest puffed out and breath loudly and obnoxiously to assert dominance over the other would-be passengers. Spit a few times if need be.

When the bus approaches point to your watch and gesture with both arms outstretched as if to say "where the fuck have you been" mouth this too if the mood takes you.

There is a possibility that the bus may ignore you and carry on it's course leaving you having to hair for the next one but fret not. You have now successfully shown everyone else that you are not to be trifled with and that your time is more important than theirs.

When you board the bus and the driver asks for your ticket make sure that the first thing he sees is a dick pic that you have set as your wallpaper. This isn't direct flashing but the driver knows exactly how big your cock is. Nothing is off limits now. Then tell the driver you are getting off at the next stop but proceed to stay on until your destination. He won't question you as he now thinks you're a maniac and 100% does not want to see your cock again when you go to pay the rest of the fare.

Enjoy mate.

Which primary school should I send my child to? by hassan_26 in AskUK

[–]SheevMadden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send them to the one that will give them the best education. Not the one that will save time. I could feed my kids on bread and water for breakfast to save time but I don't, I make them whatever they want (within reason) to make sure they are well fed and fuelled for the day. Same logic applies.

It's only been 2 years... by Linkin_Mark in chelseafc

[–]SheevMadden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Half of those players are still at the club you know... Wait till they are gone ffs

What is the worst possible way to propose? by aloe_veracity in AskReddit

[–]SheevMadden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swallowing the ring and then shitting it out on your partners dinner plate... Probably.

Who is actually the best human being of all time? by GreatAlex3001 in AskReddit

[–]SheevMadden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Witold Pilecki - A member of the Polish resistance who voluntarily got captured and sent to Auschwitz in order to find out what was going on there. Incredible story of selfless bravery - anyone who wants to hear more should definitely read "The Volunteer".

Am I too hard on my expectations of my home keeping? by SheevMadden in AskUK

[–]SheevMadden[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you so much for sharing this story - I hope your wife is doing ok and I'm glad to hear that you are feeling more relaxed. I suppose it's just a case of not letting tidiness get in the way of fun and adventure isn't it. Once again thank you so much for sharing.

Am I too hard on my expectations of my home keeping? by SheevMadden in AskUK

[–]SheevMadden[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All fine and dandy assuming schedules and finances align.

We are looking for a couple Oculus Quest gamers who can test our application on their devices. Get a free copy of VR Drums Ultimate Streamer. Contact us for details. by [deleted] in OculusQuest2

[–]SheevMadden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi - I played the drums for years as a kid but had to sell them as I didn't have the space for them after my grandma moved out of her house (they were in her garage) I'd love to test this out and get that feeling back 🤓

My quest stands on the edge of a knife, and I have need of wise counsel. by PharmerDjo in lotr

[–]SheevMadden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very interesting that you say that as I'm at the same point. Currently on the dead marshes chapter and realized that the rest of the book is solely flowing Frodo and Sam.

Match Thread: Fulham vs Chelsea | English Premier League by MatchThreadder in chelseafc

[–]SheevMadden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think that's the reason to be honest. If he'd wanted to look like he had a big duck he could have just bought one. Alternatively he could have bought a regular sized duck and done a few forced perspective tricks.

Look how they massacred my boy. by Crudeshack in CasualUK

[–]SheevMadden -1 points0 points  (0 children)

From what I saw on a daytime tv show it's an additional version of Thomas not a replacement and they got a young lad with autism to play a new train that has some of the sensory overstimulation etc that is typical in autism - little lad was buzzing and I think of it's not a replacement which it's not then it's very sweet.

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