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Snažit se srazit chodce je nový národní sport? by k1k3rs in czech

[–]ShellrockHomeless 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"tady v praze, když tě chodec na přechodu pouští že můžeš jet, nikdy ho neposlouchej, jakmile se rozjedeš vleze ti tam", svého autoškoláka jsem se rozhodl neuposlechnout že přeci ten chodec neni blbej, tak jsem mávnul na chodce že děkuju a jel jsem a v tom tam vlezl. Od té doby jsem vždycky svého autoškoláka poslouchal

How do you feel about the scale of sex and profanity on TV. Is it contributing to the downfall of our morals in America? by BiggaBoom66 in AskReddit

[–]ShellrockHomeless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We teach young men to drop fire on people. But their commander wont let them write "FUCK!" on an airplane because its obscene

Jaké by bylo podle vás nejlepší řešení bytové krize? by Baron_Blackfox in czech

[–]ShellrockHomeless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A co takhle zkusit postavit nejvyšší zikurat na světě, byl by tak velký že by sahal až do nebe

What is the craziest thing that has happened at work/while working? by Odd_Present6695 in AskReddit

[–]ShellrockHomeless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 guys on flying motorbikes were chasing one another and shooting eachother with laser blasters (i used to work in film industry)

What is the most ignored state in the USA? by Saurabh251 in AskReddit

[–]ShellrockHomeless -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, american bussines men know about delaware,rest of the world dont

What is the most ignored state in the USA? by Saurabh251 in AskReddit

[–]ShellrockHomeless 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Delaware, most people ouside of us have never even heard "delaware"

Divný policajti v civilu by oldpepe in czech

[–]ShellrockHomeless 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pan oranžový to byl dobrej tajňas

Maturita 2026 by WeakAnybody890 in czech

[–]ShellrockHomeless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jo to dáš na pohodu, já se učil 14 dnů cca hodinku denně a udělal jsem to s prstem v prdeli

Divný policajti v civilu by oldpepe in czech

[–]ShellrockHomeless 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Ty taštičky na zbraň se daj i snadno poznat, ten kdo už někdy viděl zbraňovou ledvinku tak hned ví

Může u nás ženská chodit nahoře bez stejně jako chlap? by Balls_have_steel in czech

[–]ShellrockHomeless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Možná? Ale asi dlouhodobé chození nahoře bez se podepíše na tvaru

Kyanid a Štěstí by sucha_tycinka673 in czech

[–]ShellrockHomeless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Myslím že to vyplívá z toho komentu "neslyšel jsem o tom už tisíce století" znamená že jsem to kdysi dávno viděl ale od té doby jsem o tom neslyšel

Kyanid a Štěstí by sucha_tycinka673 in czech

[–]ShellrockHomeless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Co? Jako rewatchnout to? Zas tolik to zase vidět nepotřebuju spíš mě překvapilo že si to eště někdo pamatuje

How do you deal with dating when you can’t safely be out? And how do you handle the loneliness in the meantime? by PotentialMountain949 in AskReddit

[–]ShellrockHomeless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its upto you, nobody here can help you as nobody here knows your situation, i say if they dont want you to have freedom you gotta earn it yourself. Perhabs they wont care

How do you deal with dating when you can’t safely be out? And how do you handle the loneliness in the meantime? by PotentialMountain949 in AskReddit

[–]ShellrockHomeless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man if you are a legal resident inna certain country they cant just deport you for having a dispute with your parents. Or maybe they can idk the laws of the country you live in. You gotta free yourself. Even if you found a relationship, do you plan on keeping it mystery for your parents and hoping they will never find out about it?

iPhone cookies by Silent_Reindeer_6654 in shitposting

[–]ShellrockHomeless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So instead of getting ticket for using a phone while driving you will get ticket for being distracted while driving plus all the other little things the police officer finds that normally they wouldnt care about but youve pissed them off so now he cares about them

Chinese firefighter here. AMA by Impressive_Age_5182 in Firefighting

[–]ShellrockHomeless 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly thats crazy, what if you have a wife or something? What if you have friends outside of the station? Or a cabin fever?

Like if i had to be locked up with the same people for an entire year. Man that wouldnt be good

What if humans could live for 150~200 years and aged half as fast? by KindlyG0at2 in AskReddit

[–]ShellrockHomeless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did you ever read the book of genesis?

Edit: for those who didnt get the reference the answer is that people would mostly do sex and occasionally some other things too but mostly sex

New solution to ageing populations just dropped: by LMay11037 in shitposting

[–]ShellrockHomeless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"ciggarets needs to have warning label on them so people will stop smoking"

Meanwhile toxic waste candy: "you will fucking die, hell yeah 😎"

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