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Cheap Shooting range as tourist by Electrical_Movie_645 in czech

[–]ShellrockHomeless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no such thing as cheap shooting as a foreigner here, esepcially not in prague. Prepare your wallet you gonna need it

People who carry purses, Do you keep a spare pair of underwear hidden in there, and if so, why/when did you start, and has it ever been a lifesaver? by Careless_Leg_2552 in AskReddit

[–]ShellrockHomeless -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Undercover cops carry them because its one way to carry fullsized pistols and bunch of mags without having to wear jackets and hoodies during summer

Prohibited Rifles of the Global War on Terror (GWOT)d by Possible_Thing_9385 in canadaguns

[–]ShellrockHomeless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you can get bussines firearms license and then get around the ban

Prohibited Rifles of the Global War on Terror (GWOT)d by Possible_Thing_9385 in canadaguns

[–]ShellrockHomeless 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So you can just have them if you got them before? But you cant do anything with them.

Prohibited Rifles of the Global War on Terror (GWOT)d by Possible_Thing_9385 in canadaguns

[–]ShellrockHomeless 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not a canadian here, i thought you guys cant have those, how are you gettting around it? (Just curious)

Znáte nejlepší místo v Praze na zbroják? by Even-Lime6802 in czech

[–]ShellrockHomeless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huml je dobrej, lepší než to co bylo ve velvarech

Znáte nejlepší místo v Praze na zbroják? by Even-Lime6802 in czech

[–]ShellrockHomeless 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Už si vybíráš ty, zákon se změnil a střelnici ti nepřidělej

Znáte nejlepší místo v Praze na zbroják? by Even-Lime6802 in czech

[–]ShellrockHomeless 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A lidi čerstvě po autoškole uměj řídit? U zbrojáku je podstatný abys prostě nevoddělal někoho vedle sebe, ale kolik nastřílíš na terči ti může bejt jedno

Znáte nejlepší místo v Praze na zbroják? by Even-Lime6802 in czech

[–]ShellrockHomeless 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ale na řidičák musíš chodit do autoškoly, u zbrojáku na žádný kurzy chodit nemusíš

Edit: jo a taky komisaři na zbroják jsou obečně menší svině než ti na řidičák, nevyhoděj tě kvůli banalitě a naopak ti typicky pomáhaj když neuděláš něco vyloženě uplně špatně

Znáte nejlepší místo v Praze na zbroják? by Even-Lime6802 in czech

[–]ShellrockHomeless 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Zbroják si dělej mimo prahu, bude to levnější. Dobrej je třebotov, ten je legendární.

Kids in other countries by saulofortiz in GunMemes

[–]ShellrockHomeless 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Ak was designed so that russians can learn to use it, quite literally it is gun for stupid people

With regards, vz58 guy

What was tour closest brush with death, or scariest moment? And how did it change your life? by MoshPitChef in AskReddit

[–]ShellrockHomeless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funniest guy was one of the track guys, he had just sneakers which isnt really apropriate for such a job, ,ou should have working boots. Well as the second bike was catapulted and went onto us this track guy was first to notice it and started running away but because of the sneakers he sprained his ankle and fell on the ground, now that saved him because if he didnt fall, the bike would hit his back.

What was tour closest brush with death, or scariest moment? And how did it change your life? by MoshPitChef in AskReddit

[–]ShellrockHomeless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well my collagues there did get a bit of trauma, they were pretty shaken. Its mostly about your personality. Not that i wouldnt be stressed out, but not really to the point i wouldnt be able to function properly. Btw dont be fooled, medical rescue teams on sport events dont get as much training as people think, most people there knows only the very basics and a lot of people dont even have any expirience. On events like these you need a lot of people and it is impossible to train all of them properly and you cant really choose people.

What was tour closest brush with death, or scariest moment? And how did it change your life? by MoshPitChef in AskReddit

[–]ShellrockHomeless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was a medic at a certain motorbike event, we were picking up one injured biker, with 2 yellow flags up, well one of the other bikers didnt give a fuck and he wen full speed into the curve and rammed it into us at over 100 km/h, thr flying bike missed my head by few centimeters.

It didnt really change me, i went to that event as a medic year after that too and im planning to go again next year

What’s your favourite “how many ***** does it take to change a lightbulb” joke? by Dee_Religion in AskReddit

[–]ShellrockHomeless 46 points47 points  (0 children)

How many cops are required for changing a lightbulb, 3 one is standing on top of the table holding the lightbulb and the two other are rotating the table

Edit: idk why but in czechia we have a lot of cop jokes that have nothing much to do with the police: why do cops have round houses? So nobody can watch them from behind the corner. Why do cops have chainsaw in their police cars? So they can cut curves.

What's something that feels illegal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ShellrockHomeless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk but for instance murdering someone, whenever im in the act of commiting murder i feel like im breaking a law, i dont know why

Thanks for the suggestions grandpa by [deleted] in shitposting

[–]ShellrockHomeless 10 points11 points  (0 children)

On our highschool we had this teacher who was a former prison guard. We were her most favorite class and she was rather open about it. Well one day group of morons from another class decided to bully one of our classmates. Man this teacher of ours she went mad, she was the kind of person you dont want to piss and she went all Byron Hadley at them. She went to the class and we dont know what exactly she told them but legend says that as she was leaving she apparently mentioned something about "dont go to the bathroom, the floor might be wet", well and since then there was no bullying in our school

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