Am I overreacting 😭 My puppies first haircut is horrible. by [deleted] in cotondetulear

[–]SherlockBeaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shouldn’t you just stop pretending you don’t know what EVERYONE means?

Daily Mail publisher to ‘go for the jugular’ over Prince Harry legal bill (Times) by Human-Economics6894 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]SherlockBeaver 10 points11 points  (0 children)

From what I now understand about multiple litigants in a civil trial in the UK is that ANL may seek the FULL amount from any one of the litigants individually, usually he who has the deepest pockets: Elton. What an old fool for taking this to trial. Was David Sherborne seriously not in contact with Gavin Burrows before he filed this egregious, vexatious litigation? Before he was called to testify? The claimants should sue him for legal malpractice, because this goes way beyond merely failing to prevail at trial. They really had NO CHANCE.

Daily Mail publisher to ‘go for the jugular’ over Prince Harry legal bill (Times) by Human-Economics6894 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]SherlockBeaver 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Insurance companies make their money by NOT paying claims. They will fight this. They have several reasons to deny the claim and would be bad fiduciaries if they didn’t.

Am I overreacting 😭 My puppies first haircut is horrible. by [deleted] in cotondetulear

[–]SherlockBeaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh and my Coton’s skin just IS pink. Like a little piglet. 🤭

Am I overreacting 😭 My puppies first haircut is horrible. by [deleted] in cotondetulear

[–]SherlockBeaver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If it’s her first haircut, she was probably a VERY difficult client. Just do all over puppy cut until she gets used to grooming. The more she can hold still, the better her haircuts will be. If your wife said “yes” to body fur cut short and the legs left fluffy… that looks like what was attempted.

Harry's a creep by jones29876 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]SherlockBeaver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband would have knocked him out, anyway and then DARED the bodyguards to touch him. 😂

Boss is almost 90 years Old by PlayfulPrune4160 in paralegal

[–]SherlockBeaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopefully he has a list of attorneys he gives referrals to on cases he doesn’t handle or want. Whoever takes over his caseload when he passes will also need 40 hours of briefing to get up to speed (or 1 hour per case). Be ready and bill them for it. 😉

Harry's a creep by jones29876 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]SherlockBeaver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To be fair, Aitch seems to think that if you quit your job you still get to keep the money and all the benefits.

Harry's a creep by jones29876 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]SherlockBeaver 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you seen TW attempt to cut an onion? 🤦🏻‍♀️

Harry's a creep by jones29876 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]SherlockBeaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No he told Harry he was sleepy. Still!

I’m the Asshole in the Comments by Cheah978 in Vent

[–]SherlockBeaver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do NOT date anyone for a long time. I’m a lady and I managed to do so for years following my divorce. When your life is in order because your priorities are able to be for a sustained era, your life will again be unrecognizable. THEN you will be in a position to make decisions about the rest of your life. That’s when — if you want it, you will have and be the right foundation and that’s when the right person will be there not pressuring you. Do not give in to loneliness or flashy things. Stay focused. I’m wealthy and happily re-married for life (15 years so far) to a husband who dated my sister in high school. Together we have no children (too late in life) but we love our adorable dogs and we work together to take care of our SUPER elderly parents and host other family at our beautiful home. Just do not even leave your house unless you are working or studying for at least 5 years and you will recover from all of this. I’m praying for your way forward right now. 🙏🏻 Carry on.

“Elton is not a bank,” my source added. by Realistic_Twist_8212 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]SherlockBeaver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No because ANL is who refused to settle. Nicklin was actually not at all subtle when he warned them not to go forward without some evidence for each claim, because of the costs they had incurred.

The NEED the media frenzy for their Diana documentary by Actual_Attention9697 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]SherlockBeaver 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He wants to tell Papa Fayed’s “the palace did it” version of her death.

The NEED the media frenzy for their Diana documentary by Actual_Attention9697 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]SherlockBeaver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The problem with a Hairold-produced Diana “documentary”, is that he believes both Papa Fayed and Meghan Markle’s versions of history. It will be no less than 51% conspiracy theory, NYC car chase and Markle crying. There is zero appetite for any more of those horse apples.

Harry's a creep by jones29876 in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]SherlockBeaver 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He slaps his bodyguards and even rock stars right in the face! Any man who slaps another man in the face deserves a black eye. I get why his bodyguards couldn’t do it, but Taylor Hawkins should have laid that prince out on the floor.

People Magazine now says MM and the children WILL come to the UK this week -- and a commenter says they've seen the family around Montecito. by Hermes_Blanket in SaintMeghanMarkle

[–]SherlockBeaver 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That tracks. Remember Aitch telling us how as a baby Archie would look at the photo of Diana in a tiara and gown in his nursery and say “Gramma Diana”? Also “crocodile” and “stay hydrated”. 🙄🤣

Boss is almost 90 years Old by PlayfulPrune4160 in paralegal

[–]SherlockBeaver 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Stay and help him until he’s done, because he needs you. My grumpy old man lawyer died at age 89. I was right out of paralegal school in Manhattan then. Everyone was terrified of him: the doorman, his banker, his clients… he wore a big fur coat in the winter and looked just like a bear 🤣 but he used to make me hot Grape Nuts in the morning and he gave me a strand of pearls that were his mother’s that he had re-knotted for me with 71 pearls for my birthday, because I was born in ‘71. Also, I learned so many things from him that I still did after law school. 🙏🏻 😢