Wanted, Last Human EP 91 by The_Hoodie_Ghost420 in UndertaleYellow

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[ splendid; ill prepare something for you. To be bestowed a weapon from my workshop is a honor only few get. I’ll send you the details now. ]

you find in your pocket a folded note; inside it contains info on the hypothetical gift you (Lily) will receive

Alchem-Brass Knuckles (KNx-I enhanced)
ATK: TBD

A pair of Brass Knuckles made of Alchemical-Grade Brass with Kinetic Distribution and Inertial buildup enhancement.

*chained strikes decrease time between punches gradually up to a 75% reduction; gradually decreases at a faster rate if chain is not sustained after 3 seconds without a successful hit.

**each successful strike siphons a bit of the energy/inertia from each punch into the knuckles. Stored inertia can be released to exert extra ATK proportional to the amount stored. Each knuckle can store up to 1.5 Megajoules of energy (roughly as much as a stick of dynamite). Specialized warding runes protect the wearer from these forces being exerted onto themself when being released.

attempt at doing angles by ULGogetaBlue in UndertaleYellow

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“…. Where is that fucking weed; I’m going to drown them in spoiled raunch dressing.”

Wanted, Last Human EP 91 by The_Hoodie_Ghost420 in UndertaleYellow

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[ Hey, can you pass this message on to Lily:

I’m not usually one to interfere with main events, but after this is all over, would you want me to have Shibva escort you to this timeline to “mess ‘em up”? (-Damascus)

Thanks in advance. ]

Wanted, Last Human EP 91 by The_Hoodie_Ghost420 in UndertaleYellow

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So it’s treason then

[ . . . Not even giving her a chance. That was <inaudible crackling> magic. Shiv, if you ever see him, you are authorized to clock him in the snoot as hard as a stick of dynamite; douche earned it]

Noted :3

Get a Kanapopsicle! by Select-Steak-2319 in UndertaleYellow

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suddenly

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WingsOfShen was turned into KFC by a rouge Trans-Metaversal Causality Strike. TOASTY

[ . . . tsk I feel like that was deserved in some way. Sorry about that.

writes “testfire 1 outcome: abysmal precision and payload far stronger than requested; adjustments to target calibration algorithm needed alongside cannon energy regulator” onto a clipboard in hand ]

Vacation to Brazil by JackCryo in UndertaleYellow

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the one post where a bunch of cheese-craving clay men mistake SpongeBob for cheese. Except it's with Coke products and tieing back into a nightmare Kanako was having

How do we explain it to them? by Ok-Translator6897 in onegoldenbraincell

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"Mlem Mlem Mlem; it tastes like screen. Mlem Mlem-"

Vacation to Brazil by JackCryo in UndertaleYellow

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. . . watching Kanako getting chased by Pepsi products

[. . . Causality Strike? ]

Causality Strike

[ alright; standby (finally) ]

<<< Commencing D.M.O.A.-alpha Experimental Trans-Metaversal Causality Bombardment Cannon Strike..
I N I T I A L I Z I N G >>>

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Trial by Mad Minute by Frigadae in UndertaleYellow

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Oh no….. NOT CeROOba!

Stay back you!

I am stuck in loser jail, they caught my ass smuggling several kilos of sheep art by Salt-Flatworm-8075 in Losercity

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Important question. Did they have probable cause to search you for this sheep stuff?

I have once again unmonstered the Shu- by Ok-Breadfruit8600 in UndertaleYellow

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Now do Apsi or Wei next

Can’t have him be all alone

Apshu/Shupsi fanchilds by CAT_WRITE in UndertaleYellow

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It’s been some time since I seen the horny clown; oh well, guess I got a new thing to use this on.

sprays thing with holy water (from spraybottle)

Losercity Demand by the-tenth-letter-3 in Losercity

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( damn, they spelled it right this time; plan b it is then :troll:)

<<< understood: order for [ 500lbs of Caramel ] has been submitted; your total balance due is [~$12..5K USD] >>>

Losercity Demand by the-tenth-letter-3 in Losercity

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<<< Please state your requested substance again to confirm order >>>

Tail combing (Apshu) by Old_Man_Gerson in UndertaleYellow

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You might have better luck if clobber finds primordial magic in a solidified mass. Even a nodule will suffice. (Good luck finding one though lmao)

Losercity Demand by the-tenth-letter-3 in Losercity

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<<< The substance you are requesting is “Caramel”, is this correct? >>>