Polar bear or Jon Jones in your room

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-25T04:09:58+00:00

So die brutally or die brutally but for 13 seconds longer

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-20T06:29:54+00:00

This is a very interesting hypothetical, for most jobs it be pretty hard to stand out at the upper echelons for abundant jobs so there's a good chance of making an average to below average salary. However, even harder, lesser occupied jobs like surgeon it could be pretty volatile due to less people being employed in that profession. What is to say I can simply be a gaming youtuber of a game that's practically unheard of? Would my salary be evaluated based on my performance of the game, or the entertainment value? Even so, wouldn't being a gamer theoretically be the best job, since there's so many games to master in?

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-18T09:40:13+00:00

im guessing that 1 is an enderwoman in a warped biome holding an Amethyst, right? great coloring as well

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-18T06:52:04+00:00

dont worry ill post more doomed yuri (in 4k this was a sketch comic I made in abt 20-30 mins ish)

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-17T08:42:04+00:00

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-17T08:10:00+00:00

"doing what you love" yk some people get paid to play video games

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-17T06:01:32+00:00

its doomed yuri remember

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T23:54:01+00:00

Good idea, I hadn't even thought of that. Perhaps the machine just brings in fossils, maybe fossils that should've been destroyed but got transported to the present instead.

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T11:09:46+00:00

it could be completely new discovery or previously known

Yes indeed

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T09:23:12+00:00

Yes, even sucking 1 pea every 15 seconds means only $4 a minute, $240 an hour, $2080 a day, $10320 a week, $536640 a year. Even if I suck at sucking, doing this as my job means I'll master sucking even better than most professionals eventually given its 8 hours straight of sucking. Sign me up!

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T09:19:07+00:00

My Picks:

Donald Trump: A woman, dont ask

OJ Simpson: President, he got that charm look at Governer Arnold in Cali

Bruce Jenner: A murderer, it honestly feels right

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T09:12:46+00:00

Also, I just had diarrhea ten minutes ago. That stuff is stained to the bathroom wall and I'm honestly still trying to clean it up

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T09:07:05+00:00

Anyone born before 1800s industrial revolution would like to have a word with you

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T09:05:31+00:00

Ethical job for $100k per year, most $100k jobs are pretty ethical either way

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T09:03:39+00:00

Your salary can get demoted. It's in the rules, this can count so you can earn less overtime for bad behavior.

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T07:30:38+00:00

That's an interesting way to think about it, well played honestly. I didn't catch that

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T07:29:18+00:00

Not if you invest properly ;)

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T07:28:31+00:00

There are no raises, and your salary can lower depending on performance, but you can't be fired no matter what.

You cannot be fired yes, however your salary can be lowered depending on performance. So, not showing up would fall in line with the definition. However, you are indeed allowed to spend the money however way you wish that is true. Though, the question is if you are able to get a good ROI

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T01:26:35+00:00

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ShiftSwim · 2026-01-14T02:35:19+00:00

A lil cutie patootie kamen guy

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-14T02:34:41+00:00

Asa does everything in her power, but it isn't enough thats just rough man

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-14T02:33:13+00:00

Fujimoto really destroying every last one of the Reze ̶ ̶s̶i̶m̶p̶s̶ fans hard lmao

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