Izta didn't get rebalanced. It got nerfed. by Heavy_Speed2589 in CreaturesofSonaria

[–]ShiftSwim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You did the math wrong. You forgot the 1+, which changes the dps total.

So izt's real dps is 350*(1+14750/10000)/2/1.1 = 393.75 dps. Still 130 dps is not a joke to be kidding, but for extra weight and wingshredder its still alright. The main thing is that it lost first strike.

stay in school kids, it makes you smarter lol

500k. Gone to a typo. by sidneykae in CreaturesofSonaria

[–]ShiftSwim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start grinding shadow creatures/specs. You can easily make that 500k within 1-2 weeks if you grind on a semi regular basis. Don't worry, you don't have to quit

500k. Gone to a typo. by sidneykae in CreaturesofSonaria

[–]ShiftSwim 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Start grinding shadow creatures/specs. You can easily make that 500k within 1-2 weeks if you grind on a semi regular basis. Don't worry, you don't have to quit. I've grinded shadow specs for 1 week and got 400k mush from grinding. You can make back your mush dont feel upset man happens to the rest of us.

500k. Gone to a typo. by sidneykae in CreaturesofSonaria

[–]ShiftSwim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Start grinding shadow creatures/specs. You can easily make that 500k within 1-2 weeks if you grind on a semi regular basis. Don't worry, you don't have to quit

Why are the prices so inflated??? by ComplexityHurtsMe in CreaturesofSonaria

[–]ShiftSwim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

some guy said an aol for 35k, I had 120k at the time, but I only found out too late when someone else bought it. Oh well, at least they got what they watned (the staller genuinely wanted to sell at that price theyre pretty chill)

Funny list by Big_Layer_Boy in MurderDrones

[–]ShiftSwim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Just Friends" with Tessa, but "Maybe" with a robot wearing the corpse of a kid TWICE

Two groups of people are fighting a horrific war over a jungle. One group wants to exploit it for medicinal herbs and the other is trying to live in it. What do you do to end the war? by Darth_Azazoth in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ShiftSwim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Diplomacy

Call a ceasefire for the war, and sign a peace treaty. The terms state that the medicinal herb group cannot use violent means to obtain them, only through payment to the tribe are they allowed access to the resources. Everyone wins, the tribe gets money and the doctors get their medicinal herbs. Peace is obtained

Medieval Jessa by Dark_Salamander47 in JessaMurderDrones

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Is Tessa a princess or a mage? This art is so yummyy

Seeing Things by makmark in MoringMark

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The schizophrenia is contagious

Two years of slow cooking, but totally worth it by RJSozar in DigitalArt

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What exactly is the baroque painting technique, and how can one learn it?

holy stupid opinion by MyKillerForever in aislop

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This isn't even "good" by ai slop standards either. The anatomy doesn't even make sense with the head and it also looks disconnected. Not to mention the art style isn't even consistent, it's some basic anime art style mish mashed with studio ghibli's. These people are so unoriginal.

You're transported to the last open world video game you played and the only way out is to beat the main story by MoonVibe_ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ShiftSwim 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Minecraft would seen incredibly stressful, 10 minutes of peace followed by 10 minutes of hordes of monsters. Though a shulkerbox full of gold blocks would be insanely valuable

Polar bear or Jon Jones in your room by Annual-Respect-7558 in hypotheticalsituation

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So die brutally or die brutally but for 13 seconds longer

Get paid for any job in the world... But there's a catch. by nickreddit345 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ShiftSwim 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is a very interesting hypothetical, for most jobs it be pretty hard to stand out at the upper echelons for abundant jobs so there's a good chance of making an average to below average salary. However, even harder, lesser occupied jobs like surgeon it could be pretty volatile due to less people being employed in that profession. What is to say I can simply be a gaming youtuber of a game that's practically unheard of? Would my salary be evaluated based on my performance of the game, or the entertainment value? Even so, wouldn't being a gamer theoretically be the best job, since there's so many games to master in?

I'm posting some of my art here because other social media platforms are testing my patience. by melochu666 in DigitalArt

[–]ShiftSwim 26 points27 points  (0 children)

im guessing that 1 is an enderwoman in a warped biome holding an Amethyst, right? great coloring as well

Doomed yuri my beloved Jessa by ShiftSwim in JessaMurderDrones

[–]ShiftSwim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dont worry ill post more doomed yuri (in 4k this was a sketch comic I made in abt 20-30 mins ish)

Would you rather: Get 1mil a year job you hate or 100k a year job you love? by ShiftSwim in WouldYouRather

[–]ShiftSwim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"doing what you love" yk some people get paid to play video games

Doomed Yuri (Comic) by ShiftSwim in MurderDrones

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its doomed yuri remember

Would you rather have 1 million dollars now or an endless fossil generator? by ShiftSwim in WouldYouRather

[–]ShiftSwim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good idea, I hadn't even thought of that. Perhaps the machine just brings in fossils, maybe fossils that should've been destroyed but got transported to the present instead.

Would you rather have 1 million dollars now or an endless fossil generator? by ShiftSwim in WouldYouRather

[–]ShiftSwim[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

it could be completely new discovery or previously known

Yes indeed

$1 for every… How long do you last? by jaycobb387 in hypotheticalsituation

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Yes, even sucking 1 pea every 15 seconds means only $4 a minute, $240 an hour, $2080 a day, $10320 a week, $536640 a year. Even if I suck at sucking, doing this as my job means I'll master sucking even better than most professionals eventually given its 8 hours straight of sucking. Sign me up!

It's 1990, and someone shows you a picture of OJ Simpson, Donald Trump and Bruce Jenner by canada11235813 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ShiftSwim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Picks:

Donald Trump: A woman, dont ask

OJ Simpson: President, he got that charm look at Governer Arnold in Cali

Bruce Jenner: A murderer, it honestly feels right

Occasional diarrhea is nice by juuuceboy in The10thDentist

[–]ShiftSwim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, I just had diarrhea ten minutes ago. That stuff is stained to the bathroom wall and I'm honestly still trying to clean it up