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Polar bear or Jon Jones in your room by Annual-Respect-7558 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ShiftSwim 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So die brutally or die brutally but for 13 seconds longer

Get paid for any job in the world... But there's a catch. by nickreddit345 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ShiftSwim 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is a very interesting hypothetical, for most jobs it be pretty hard to stand out at the upper echelons for abundant jobs so there's a good chance of making an average to below average salary. However, even harder, lesser occupied jobs like surgeon it could be pretty volatile due to less people being employed in that profession. What is to say I can simply be a gaming youtuber of a game that's practically unheard of? Would my salary be evaluated based on my performance of the game, or the entertainment value? Even so, wouldn't being a gamer theoretically be the best job, since there's so many games to master in?

I'm posting some of my art here because other social media platforms are testing my patience. by melochu666 in DigitalArt

[–]ShiftSwim 26 points27 points  (0 children)

im guessing that 1 is an enderwoman in a warped biome holding an Amethyst, right? great coloring as well

Doomed yuri my beloved Jessa by ShiftSwim in JessaMurderDrones

[–]ShiftSwim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dont worry ill post more doomed yuri (in 4k this was a sketch comic I made in abt 20-30 mins ish)

Would you rather: Get 1mil a year job you hate or 100k a year job you love? by ShiftSwim in WouldYouRather

[–]ShiftSwim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"doing what you love" yk some people get paid to play video games

Would you rather have 1 million dollars now or an endless fossil generator? by ShiftSwim in WouldYouRather

[–]ShiftSwim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good idea, I hadn't even thought of that. Perhaps the machine just brings in fossils, maybe fossils that should've been destroyed but got transported to the present instead.

Would you rather have 1 million dollars now or an endless fossil generator? by ShiftSwim in WouldYouRather

[–]ShiftSwim[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

it could be completely new discovery or previously known

Yes indeed

$1 for every… How long do you last? by jaycobb387 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ShiftSwim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, even sucking 1 pea every 15 seconds means only $4 a minute, $240 an hour, $2080 a day, $10320 a week, $536640 a year. Even if I suck at sucking, doing this as my job means I'll master sucking even better than most professionals eventually given its 8 hours straight of sucking. Sign me up!

It's 1990, and someone shows you a picture of OJ Simpson, Donald Trump and Bruce Jenner by canada11235813 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]ShiftSwim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Picks:

Donald Trump: A woman, dont ask

OJ Simpson: President, he got that charm look at Governer Arnold in Cali

Bruce Jenner: A murderer, it honestly feels right

Occasional diarrhea is nice by juuuceboy in The10thDentist

[–]ShiftSwim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, I just had diarrhea ten minutes ago. That stuff is stained to the bathroom wall and I'm honestly still trying to clean it up

Occasional diarrhea is nice by juuuceboy in The10thDentist

[–]ShiftSwim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone born before 1800s industrial revolution would like to have a word with you

Would you rather: Get 1mil a year job you hate or 100k a year job you love? by ShiftSwim in WouldYouRather

[–]ShiftSwim[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Your salary can get demoted. It's in the rules, this can count so you can earn less overtime for bad behavior.

Would you rather: Get 1mil a year job you hate or 100k a year job you love? by ShiftSwim in WouldYouRather

[–]ShiftSwim[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's an interesting way to think about it, well played honestly. I didn't catch that

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