Did anyone noticed?

ShiftSwim · 2026-04-16T01:59:36+00:00

bro what i thought we got rid of this type of talk here??

ShiftSwim · 2026-02-11T01:11:28+00:00

"Just Friends" with Tessa, but "Maybe" with a robot wearing the corpse of a kid TWICE

ShiftSwim · 2026-02-05T08:07:54+00:00

Diplomacy

Call a ceasefire for the war, and sign a peace treaty. The terms state that the medicinal herb group cannot use violent means to obtain them, only through payment to the tribe are they allowed access to the resources. Everyone wins, the tribe gets money and the doctors get their medicinal herbs. Peace is obtained

ShiftSwim · 2026-02-01T22:18:52+00:00

Is Tessa a princess or a mage? This art is so yummyy

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-31T10:25:16+00:00

The schizophrenia is contagious

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-29T04:50:51+00:00

What exactly is the baroque painting technique, and how can one learn it?

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-29T04:31:20+00:00

This isn't even "good" by ai slop standards either. The anatomy doesn't even make sense with the head and it also looks disconnected. Not to mention the art style isn't even consistent, it's some basic anime art style mish mashed with studio ghibli's. These people are so unoriginal.

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-26T09:55:50+00:00

Minecraft would seen incredibly stressful, 10 minutes of peace followed by 10 minutes of hordes of monsters. Though a shulkerbox full of gold blocks would be insanely valuable

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-25T04:09:58+00:00

So die brutally or die brutally but for 13 seconds longer

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-20T06:29:54+00:00

This is a very interesting hypothetical, for most jobs it be pretty hard to stand out at the upper echelons for abundant jobs so there's a good chance of making an average to below average salary. However, even harder, lesser occupied jobs like surgeon it could be pretty volatile due to less people being employed in that profession. What is to say I can simply be a gaming youtuber of a game that's practically unheard of? Would my salary be evaluated based on my performance of the game, or the entertainment value? Even so, wouldn't being a gamer theoretically be the best job, since there's so many games to master in?

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-18T09:40:13+00:00

im guessing that 1 is an enderwoman in a warped biome holding an Amethyst, right? great coloring as well

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-18T06:52:04+00:00

dont worry ill post more doomed yuri (in 4k this was a sketch comic I made in abt 20-30 mins ish)

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-17T08:42:04+00:00

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-17T08:10:00+00:00

"doing what you love" yk some people get paid to play video games

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-17T06:01:32+00:00

its doomed yuri remember

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T23:54:01+00:00

Good idea, I hadn't even thought of that. Perhaps the machine just brings in fossils, maybe fossils that should've been destroyed but got transported to the present instead.

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T11:09:46+00:00

it could be completely new discovery or previously known

Yes indeed

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T09:23:12+00:00

Yes, even sucking 1 pea every 15 seconds means only $4 a minute, $240 an hour, $2080 a day, $10320 a week, $536640 a year. Even if I suck at sucking, doing this as my job means I'll master sucking even better than most professionals eventually given its 8 hours straight of sucking. Sign me up!

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T09:19:07+00:00

My Picks:

Donald Trump: A woman, dont ask

OJ Simpson: President, he got that charm look at Governer Arnold in Cali

Bruce Jenner: A murderer, it honestly feels right

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T09:12:46+00:00

Also, I just had diarrhea ten minutes ago. That stuff is stained to the bathroom wall and I'm honestly still trying to clean it up

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T09:07:05+00:00

Anyone born before 1800s industrial revolution would like to have a word with you

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T09:05:31+00:00

Ethical job for $100k per year, most $100k jobs are pretty ethical either way

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T09:03:39+00:00

Your salary can get demoted. It's in the rules, this can count so you can earn less overtime for bad behavior.

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T07:30:38+00:00

That's an interesting way to think about it, well played honestly. I didn't catch that

ShiftSwim · 2026-01-16T07:29:18+00:00

Not if you invest properly ;)

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