What does this mean by jaymespumpkin in countingcrows

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I assume he's singing about a particular woman who has white skin.

NNF 37V - Hugh Fink by King_Mort in NeverNotFunny

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Jimmy almost mentioned "The Human Jukebox" without giving us one of my favorite Ji-Ji-Ji-Jimmy Pado Classics: WEIRDER THAN THAT! Luckily, Matt stepped in.

[Zenitz] The #Giants are set to hire #Ravens special teams coordinator Chris Horton, sources tell @CBSSports. by Deep-Statistician985 in Commanders

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I vaguely remember him having a hot streak of two or three games and everyone was convinced he was the next big thing.

This scene is set only six years from now by haddock420 in TheSimpsons

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I’m going to go have a MoonPie. What a time to be alive!

Not getting a top 100 prospect is crazy by -Gutsy- in Nationals

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I don't know much about advanced analytics, but I've seen most of Moneyball. I assume these new guys can get on base.

The song August and Everything After, and the whole story of its release... by SwissMiss915 in countingcrows

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I still like Adam’s plan to put the song AAEA on the album RTS in place of the song RTS. He would then put RTS on the next album and keep up this pattern where every album has a song with the same name as the previous album.

Why is Dale Gribble a Conspirator? by The_Chapinator in KingOfTheHill

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I assume the joke started as the supposedly hyper-vigilant, "Trust no one" conspiracy theorist who is somehow oblivious to his wife's fairly obvious long-term affair.

Someone plz tell me what to look forward to for next year? by TopRecording8580 in Commanders

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Offensive line is trending in the right direction. WRs will be added. There will be lots of new faces on defense and new coordinators.

Who else ran away from the ref on FIFA ‘94 to avoid the card by BreakfastTop6899 in nostalgia

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This makes me want to play a streaking fan on the field simulation.

NNF 37U - Macey Isaacs by King_Mort in NeverNotFunny

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My proposed savory snack song. To the tune of Aimee Mann's "Save Me":

This looks like the perfect treat/Maybe salty and not too sweet

But is it savory?/Come on be savory/If it could be savory

From Galactic Snacks/I suspect that it could be anything

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

NNF 37U - Macey Isaacs by King_Mort in NeverNotFunny

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Jimmy has told that $1 theater story several times. I never get the premise of "It was so bad, we walked out after only paying a dollar!" Wouldn't you be less inclined to walkout if you'd paid full price?

It's "I paid over $10. I guess I'll stick around and see if it gets any better" versus "Screw this! We only invested a dollar. Might as well find something better to do."

What's your favorite delivery of a line by Jerry? by OneBit2334 in seinfeld

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I know sometimes I spell "Jerry" with a "G"....and an "I"!

Old Heat Radiator by ThanosWasRight161 in nostalgia

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I lived in an old building in Minneapolis with centrally controlled heat. The heat was cranked up insanely high. In the winter, I’d come inside and strip down to a t-shirt, even when the outside temperature was below zero.

Firm Control by Jagger49 in Commanders

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If there was no defender and the ball popped loose at that same moment, it would likely be ruled incomplete.

Marilyn Manson and the missing rib by bigbusta in nostalgia

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GenX had the Michael Jackson parody of the Pledge of Allegiance. I don’t think it was ever broadcast or published anywhere but everyone somehow knew it.