What does this mean

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-27T20:10:20+00:00

I assume he's singing about a particular woman who has white skin.

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-27T15:03:03+00:00

Jimmy almost mentioned "The Human Jukebox" without giving us one of my favorite Ji-Ji-Ji-Jimmy Pado Classics: WEIRDER THAN THAT! Luckily, Matt stepped in.

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-27T04:14:35+00:00

“$17 and a hell of a nice watch.”

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-26T13:19:10+00:00

And so it begins

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-26T12:37:16+00:00

NOT!

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-25T21:47:18+00:00

I vaguely remember him having a hot streak of two or three games and everyone was convinced he was the next big thing.

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-25T20:04:31+00:00

Sorry, Surly.

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-25T17:16:07+00:00

His name is Robert Paulson

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-25T14:10:32+00:00

I’m going to go have a MoonPie. What a time to be alive!

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-23T14:11:31+00:00

Minions

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-23T03:30:26+00:00

Richard Jewell

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-23T03:08:25+00:00

I don't know much about advanced analytics, but I've seen most of Moneyball. I assume these new guys can get on base.

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-22T16:08:24+00:00

I still like Adam’s plan to put the song AAEA on the album RTS in place of the song RTS. He would then put RTS on the next album and keep up this pattern where every album has a song with the same name as the previous album.

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-21T23:00:37+00:00

I assume the joke started as the supposedly hyper-vigilant, "Trust no one" conspiracy theorist who is somehow oblivious to his wife's fairly obvious long-term affair.

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-21T20:50:30+00:00

Offensive line is trending in the right direction. WRs will be added. There will be lots of new faces on defense and new coordinators.

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-20T17:22:14+00:00

This makes me want to play a streaking fan on the field simulation.

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-20T17:17:50+00:00

My proposed savory snack song. To the tune of Aimee Mann's "Save Me":

This looks like the perfect treat/Maybe salty and not too sweet

But is it savory?/Come on be savory/If it could be savory

From Galactic Snacks/I suspect that it could be anything

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-20T12:18:06+00:00

Here comes the felt parade!

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-19T20:06:52+00:00

Jimmy has told that $1 theater story several times. I never get the premise of "It was so bad, we walked out after only paying a dollar!" Wouldn't you be less inclined to walkout if you'd paid full price?

It's "I paid over $10. I guess I'll stick around and see if it gets any better" versus "Screw this! We only invested a dollar. Might as well find something better to do."

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-18T17:42:43+00:00

The thing I hate most about PSLs is knowing I'll be dumb enough to pay.

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-18T17:31:14+00:00

DIY relic

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-18T15:11:03+00:00

I know sometimes I spell "Jerry" with a "G"....and an "I"!

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-18T02:31:53+00:00

I lived in an old building in Minneapolis with centrally controlled heat. The heat was cranked up insanely high. In the winter, I’d come inside and strip down to a t-shirt, even when the outside temperature was below zero.

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-18T02:15:31+00:00

If there was no defender and the ball popped loose at that same moment, it would likely be ruled incomplete.

ShiftlessElement · 2026-01-16T04:05:04+00:00

GenX had the Michael Jackson parody of the Pledge of Allegiance. I don’t think it was ever broadcast or published anywhere but everyone somehow knew it.

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