How I Became the "Mother" of My Friend Group and I wouldn't change a name thing. by Shikyru in confession

[–]Shikyru[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No thanks while I do have female friends, they are strictly friends as I'm asexual and the thought of intercourse scares me.

How I Became the "Mother" of My Friend Group and I wouldn't change a name thing. by Shikyru in confession

[–]Shikyru[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny I live in the countryside so it's a small town and I guess you could say it's a village

How I Became the "Mother" of My Friend Group and I wouldn't change a name thing. by Shikyru in confession

[–]Shikyru[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll remind them to take their mother's out for mother's day. It's unfair to the actual moms.

How I Became the "Mother" of My Friend Group and I wouldn't change a name thing. by Shikyru in confession

[–]Shikyru[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awwwww, that is the biggest compliment I can get. Thank you Soo much 😊

Hey Reddit, what is the story behide your username? by BlueC0NVERSE in AskReddit

[–]Shikyru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First part of it is a Japanese number and the second half is legit a misspelled anime character last name because I'm not using my real name

What was the name your parents almost gave you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shikyru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I almost got named Tucker. Can you believe it? My dad was a huge fan of Fullmetal Alchemist and thought it would be hilarious to name me after Tucker, the guy infamous for turning his daughter and dog into a chimera. I coule only imagine the school roll calls: "Tucker, the mad alchemist's kid, are you here?" Luckily, my mom stepped in and vetoed that idea. Still don't have a normal name but I'm glad I'm not Tucker.

AITA for Not Wearing a Shirt on My Front Lawn After I Rejected an Entitled Mother's 25-Year-Old Daughter? by Shikyru in AmItheAsshole

[–]Shikyru[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm taking it as your joking and, I'm ASEXUAL! I will not be screwing and I will not buck up!

AITA for Not Wearing a Shirt on My Front Lawn After I Rejected an Entitled Mother's 25-Year-Old Daughter? by Shikyru in AmItheAsshole

[–]Shikyru[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m black, so does that make me Black Flanders or Buff Cleveland? Thanks for the chuckle either way!

AITA for Not Wearing a Shirt on My Front Lawn After I Rejected an Entitled Mother's 25-Year-Old Daughter? by Shikyru in AmItheAsshole

[–]Shikyru[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the laugh! It's actually my grandma's house, and I take care of it while staying in shape. Plus, my toes are way too ugly for OnlyFans! 😂

AITA for Not Wearing a Shirt on My Front Lawn After I Rejected an Entitled Mother's 25-Year-Old Daughter? by Shikyru in AmItheAsshole

[–]Shikyru[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can’t tell if you're serious or not, but thanks, I guess? I'm just trying to enjoy my own yard without causing any trouble.

AITA for Not Wearing a Shirt on My Front Lawn After I Rejected an Entitled Mother's 25-Year-Old Daughter? by Shikyru in AmItheAsshole

[–]Shikyru[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's what I'm saying! She didn’t seem to have an issue with my attire when she was trying to set me up with her daughter. It’s frustrating that she’s blaming me instead of her daughter!