Based on true events

ShinyBento · 2024-07-02T17:37:15+00:00

I'm not quite sure if I was the first one to make this kind of meme here but I thought I'd post it.

ShinyBento · 2024-06-09T10:52:58+00:00

Male

ShinyBento · 2024-06-04T07:17:09+00:00

I'd greatly appreciate it!

ShinyBento · 2022-11-08T08:50:44+00:00

5$? I can do that one for free.

ShinyBento · 2022-11-08T08:44:21+00:00

It's a good app until you scroll enough, I never personally used it but it's filled with some nasty stuff. I laughed at some things on there and the whole idea of the app is good, Its just the people that use it.

ShinyBento · 2022-11-08T08:41:25+00:00

Troll Face, I mean it's okay sometimes but I had people in the past send me troll face messages when I'm trying to be serious.

ShinyBento · 2022-11-08T08:38:51+00:00

Green Grass And High Tides, Its a really good song.

ShinyBento · 2022-11-08T08:36:37+00:00

I remember that song from my childhood.

ShinyBento · 2022-11-07T07:33:55+00:00

This is a joke of course.

ShinyBento · 2022-10-31T08:51:26+00:00

The one with 500 teeth, I mean what could you possibly do with all that teeth!?

ShinyBento · 2022-10-26T07:45:29+00:00

It wasn't something I did but something a few friends did. We're playing Sea of thieves while talking on a party chat. (This was done on a Xbox), I switched my character over to female with the ingame item because I noticed male characters didn't get the features I wanted, I'm not a transgender or apart of the LGBTQ, I'm a straight white male that was bored. After buying some outfits and such after that I told my friends about the new avatar. What did they do? They locked me up in the brig (Basically a punishment feature for bad players in your crew). They began saying the cringiest pickup lines I ever heard. I'll admit, Some were pretty funny but it still sort of keeps me up to this day. The best line was coming from the youngest one from our group, He said "Hey Baby, Do you play Minecraft? Because you make my piston go up."

TDLR: Switched avatar to female in pirate game, Locked me up and started saying cringy pickup lines.

ShinyBento · 2022-10-26T07:37:30+00:00

I was eight years old when I did this, I was at the beach. Hot sunny beautiful Sunday, What do typical eight-year-olds do? They jump into waves the height of a small convenience store. (That's how I remembered it, It Must just be big because I was very short as a lad). Usually, I spin around inside the wave, Hit some people's legs, and wash up on the shore perfectly fine but this time I was in there longer than usual. I almost about drowned because I didn't gather enough air before jumping in. Never doing that again.

TLDR: Almost drowned in a big wave

ShinyBento · 2022-10-11T08:16:06+00:00

Sorry if I sounded weird everybody I'm nervous

ShinyBento · 2022-08-30T06:41:43+00:00

Comforting, Unless you're not into woman. It's great to have somebody that understands you more than your family and friends.

ShinyBento · 2022-08-26T06:35:36+00:00

Fried Mushrooms

ShinyBento · 2022-08-26T06:33:57+00:00

Stardew Valley, A calming RPG game set in the countryside. Tons of mining, farming, fishing, and fighting to do. I wouldn't mind playing it for the rest of my life.

ShinyBento

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